A Grand Adventure [Red and Edd are dead!]

[Linkusofepica]

Eat the cigarettes

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[Shell]

Look at the picture in the OP and tell me he can reach his arms that far.

stuff i hate fat people

anyway, since you ate the note and therefore disregarded its warning, pick up the handle

[Nonnel]

pick up the handle

pick up the black handle.

pick up the black thingy.

You grab for the black handle. As your arm touches it, you believe it's a magnifying glass. Oh, and there's some demon thing behind you.

[Shell]

Void your bowels

Then, stop assuming it's a magnifying glass and notice that it's a sword. With one fluid motion, take it out and swing it at the demon, chopping its head off

[Nonnel]

stop assuming it's a magnifying glass and notice that it's a sword. With one fluid motion, take it out and swing it at the demon, chopping its head off

You take a swing at the demon and cut it's head off, but it's not much use because it's some sort of ghosty creature.

[Grassy]

Get up and walk a centimetre before falling on your fat ass.

[Nonnel]

Get up and walk a centimetre before falling on your fat ass.

I don't know what that has to do with the matter at hand.

[Linkusofepica]

Fap to the body parts

[Shell]

Notice it's the ghost of the guy who made the letter. Apologize.

[Nonnel]

Notice it's the ghost of the guy who made the letter. Apologize.

OKAY, HOW SHOULD YOU MURDER THIS BITCH?

[Shell]

Clearly, it can only die through means of magic or wizardry. There's no way you can murder it, so you should befriend it.

[Linkusofepica]

Use Burst Artes

[The Resonte!]

USE THE COMBINATION OF THE MAGICAL CROSS AND HOLY WATER TO SAVE THE DAY

[Nonnel]

Clearly, it can only die through means of magic or wizardry. There's no way you can murder it, so you should befriend it.

You and the demon walk off into the night together

[Shell]

collapse because you're a fat forget