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Author Topic: A Grand Adventure [Red and Edd are dead!]  (Read 11401 times)

this art style is really nice and would be awesome if you actually had a story.

This is the first community adventure i've seen where you start out fat too. We need more adventures where your adventurer is impaired, not blessed with special skills/properties.

==> village

i'm also liking the art style

You decide to go with him, but Nonnel comes and offers you a suit.
==> village

After a while, you stumble upon a marketplace. As you reach the far edge, a man running a clothing store asks if you would like a suit. You have no money.
How do you obtain a suit?

tell him that if you can guess his name, he has to give you a free suit.
his name is nonnel, you can tell by that look on his face.


Linkus drops from the sky in a beam of light and then eats a pizza slice.

tell him that if you can guess his name, he has to give you a free suit.
his name is nonnel, you can tell by that look on his face.
Try to find a job

This guy was coming across as incredibly creepy. You ask if his name was "Nonnel" and he says that's correct and gives you a suit.
 He also gives you a traveler's backpack to keep your stuff.

Now that you and your demon friend here both look so spiffy, how's about you find a job to get you some money? After all, you're going to be travelling a bit. Around is a small store, a taxidermist, a butcher, a blacksmith, and some guy selling fruit.

become the supreme fruit selling ninja salesman that is also a fat forget!
aka go talk to the fruit selling man, you're already dressed as a salesman anywho.

Cut a hole on the side of your belly to shoot out fat as a lethal weapon

Who needs a job? You and your demon friend can easily overpower the city!
Kill them all, rob them of their possessions! Then live the sweet life with your demon friend.

Talk to the blacksmith. Blacksmithing is a well paying job.

Talk to the teenage warrior with a badarse sword. (That's me)
inb4everyonehasacharacter
« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 05:11:39 PM by Linkusofepica »

ew this story already has nonnel's OC we don't need any more

Lose some weight so you can at least reach your pockets.

Go back to Nonnel and ask where the nearest wig shop is.
Then collapse like the fat forget you are.