A Day in the life of Blockhead90000

[Nonnel]

4:58 - Blockhead breaks out of jail.

[Ad Bot]

[Tudoreleuu]

7:34 - Blockhead wakes up, because after hitting the bars with a hammer for 3 hours and wondering why they don't break, he was very tired.
7:36 - Blockhead realises he can't break the bars without a wand.

[BlockoBlocko]

At 7:40, Blockhead gets out the mighty destructo-wand and breaks out of the cell.

8:00, the entire jail gets destructo-wanded.

[Nonnel]

8:04 - Blockhead bans everyone and goes on to look for a different server.

[Tudoreleuu]

>posts in thread
>sees new post
>goes to sleep for 2 hours
>wakes up
>looks at thread
>no new posts
>goes back to Community Projects
>new post
mfw nonnel has a view scanner


8:06 he realises he was secretely in real life and now he's lonely

[TheKid]

8:07 he gets raped.

[Legodude77]

8:08 Blockhead now has AIDS.

[Crispy_]

12:35 Blockland dies of AIDS.

The end maybe so or not?

[Linkusofepica]

8:09 Blockhead remembers he's invincible.

[gr8dayseth]

-Tah nxt dy-

11:53 - Blockhead sees an advertisement for joining the army.
11:53.5 - Blockhead realizes he's invincible, so he joins.

[Rainzx¹]

Blockhead spends 10 weeks basic training
And is sent to fight terroism

2:00 PM - Rocket launchers are fired at his unit
2:13 PM - after killing everyone in the unit the terroists fire thousands of rounds into blockhead and are very confused about why he's not dead

[Nonnel]

2:46 - Blockhead kills the terrorists after they become tired and run out of ammunition.

[Swat 3]

3:00 - Blockland events a tank to make it huge and then enlarges himself.

He spawns the mininuke.

[Nonnel]

3:01 - Blockhead drives his tank around while shooting the mininuke at everyone around him.

[Swat 3]

4:00 - After Blockhead clears out the whole terrorist threat in the Middle East and also forgets up NK, he gets supreme ruler title.