If anyone knows where that rogue laser beam went...

[Jokey365]

UNACCEPTABLE

I'LL WARM IT UP FOR YOU.

[Ad Bot]

[PurpleMetro]

I'VE REROUTED THE PORTAL'S LOCATION TO CHINA! WE ARE SAFE

[Jokey365]

I'VE REROUTED THE PORTAL'S LOCATION TO CHINA! WE ARE SAFE

BUT WHAT IF HE MADE THE PORTALS WITH ATLAS' PORTAL GUN?!
THE OTHER PORTAL WOULD BE PURPLE.
WE CAN'T BE CERTAIN THAT WE'RE SAFE YET.

[auzman466]

I'VE REROUTED THE PORTAL'S LOCATION TO CHINA! WE ARE SAFE

LIES
THAT IS JUST AN ORANGE HOLE IN THE SKY

[TeslaCoil]

YOU CANNOT STOP ME

THE PATH CANNOT BE ALTERED

7 MINUTES

[Frontrox]

Thanks a lot guys! Now we're all going to die

[Alyx Vance]

*walks up to death ray*
Well shoot, how am I gonna save the day
*shoots it with 12 gauge*

Welp thats bout all I got.

[Jokey365]

YOU CANNOT STOP ME

THE PATH CANNOT BE ALTERED

7 MINUTES

I'LL PUT THE MONEY /IN/ THE SANDWICH.
AND THEN I'LL WARM IT UP.
AND I'LL THROW IN THE TOILET ON THE CURB UP THE STREET.
PLEASE NO SHOOT.

[auzman466]

YOU CANNOT STOP ME

THE PATH CANNOT BE ALTERED

7 MINUTES

MY PUN MUST HAVE BEEN WORTH AT LEAST 50 MILLION

[IkeTheGeneric]

Good thing I'm immune to death rays.

Or was that orange juice?

[Jokey365]

Good thing I'm immune to death rays.

Or was that orange juice?

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
SHIELD ME.

[*FacePalm*]

YOUR PLANS HAVE BEEN FOILED

[TeslaCoil]

MY PUN MUST HAVE BEEN WORTH AT LEAST 50 MILLION

I NEED THE OTHER 3 50 MILLIONS

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES

[Jokey365]

I NEED THE OTHER 3 50 MILLIONS

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES

MAKE MORE PUNS.
SAVE OUR LIVES WITH THE PUNS.

[Alyx Vance]

I will pay you 100mill worth in gum