so theres this cat

[Squideey]

his nam is eski or somthing and hes a space cat and im an internet squid god
we do things like screm at eachothr and paint ranbow flashing ligts on the ground
how do i tel him that i want to stick it in his poper

im in first grad and i am 6 but he is 7 :(
what i do

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[snk13]

doit

[Maxwell23461]

aproch him wihtout gay look & tell him

[Morpheus]

Give him a cat massage!

[Mr.jacksaunt]

first step to getin laid: kill yourself
bam he's probably into that stuff and will exchange it while your dead
good first step to a relqtionship

[Squideey]

aproch him wihtout gay look & tell him

but i LOVE him wit lovy love felings and i get all blush and i am nervus

i was in lov once in kidnergarten and I WONT HAV MY HART BROKIN AGAN :(

[psychomutt]

piss on yourself then rub it all over your body to find out if it's piss or not.

nothing attracts a female more than that.

[Maxwell23461]

but i LOVE him wit lovy love felings and i get all blush and i am nervus

sitck it in his popper

[Flamecannon]

give it a bath so then everyone complains

[snk13]

sitck it in his popper

[Siberian Husky]

buwy a toy mouise fo4 heim

[Linkusofepica]

buwy a toy mouise fo4 heim

[.:FancyPants:.]

oh
GOD

[Sentry]

Approach him and say.
Meow meow, meow meow meow.

[Maxwell23461]

cats ar gay donot do this