If real life was made by EA

[Rainzx¹]

Being able to leave your home is dlc.

Ability to continue your life after High school, DLC
Ability to have a Family, DLC
Other people, DLC

Forced to used origin
Forced to have a sustained Internet connect to play the game.
Service for life is shut down a year after it is created, forcing people to buy the new version

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

EA requires that all bugs and glitches are reported to them, so they never report it to the developers of "Life."

[Nonnel]

All updates are required for everyone and they take a few days to download into your soul.

[*FacePalm*]

i don't like this game

Self Delete Feature DLC - $75

[Swat 3]

Every year you must renew all of your DLCs and premium account.

[blueblur121]

Every year you must renew all of your DLCs and premium account.

Every month you must give up someone in your family to be sacrificed and turned into money.

[Conan]

all games other than EA games are not available for download

[AromaniaFTW]

um dude, that's actually not something you can make fun of
it's really logical and makes sense
if you can't make enough money off of something, you can't afford to keep it running

"no matter what"

Maybe i should have included "right away"

[Nonnel]

A sequel would come out every few years and everyone would be required to get it.

[Night Fox]

Does our current gov't do that?

um, yes...
the space shuttle program?
there are many more things I could list

[Gum]

EA PRESENTS NEW LIFE DLC...

THE ORGAN DLC! PAY 10,000$ TO GET AN ORGAN!

[SWAT One]

loving green diamond thing that won't go away!

[LeetZero]

You pay a monthly subscription for gas, electricity, water, living, decoration items.

...Oh wait.

Do we see a connection here?

[Crispy_]

You pay a monthly subscription for gas, electricity, water, living, decoration items.

...Oh wait.

Do we see a connection here?

yes im starting to see that

also the fact that nice lots are loving EXPENSIVE

[*FacePalm*]

CEO of life resigns.