Playstation did a bad.

[Shell]

he's an assassin pirate

Assassin's Flintlock 4: Too late

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[beachbum111111]

I think they put that to piss off EA

[Dr.shoe...]

wow i didn't even notice they were pirates

a blonde pirate? seriously?

pirates are supposed to be badass, not swinging their hips and flashing around their purse with a mini chihwuahuwa inside

I'm blonde


 

[Wynd_Fox]

Blonde guys tend to be super hot, Shell's just nutty.

[Fredulus]

Blonde guys tend to be super hot, Shell's just nutty.

i think that's what he's getting at......... pirates aren't supposed to be hot
they're supposed to be ugly, gruff, smelly and drunk

[Shell]

I'm blonde


 

are you a protagonist in a game where you play as a pirate? i don't think so

Blonde guys tend to be super hot, Shell's just nutty.

pirates aren't supposed to be hot they're supposed to be UGLY
they're rum drinking tyrants who pillage and plunder and rape

[Dr.shoe...]

are you a protagonist in a game where you play as a pirate? i don't think so
pirates aren't supposed to be hot they're supposed to be UGLY
they're rum drinking tyrants who pillage and plunder and rape

thats stereotypical

maybe there are some pirates out there who aren't so bad looking.

[Shell]

the only pirates who are hot are either cosplaying, in halloween costumes, women, or all three

[Maxwell23461]

shell's right and everyone's wrong: get stabbed in your starfish

[Shell]

with a cutlass

[Kimon]

I have blonde hair. I fit the clumsy stereotype because I hit my head on something at least like twice a day but probably not the "hot" stereotype because I look like an abused spouse (really dark stuff under the eyes that make me look like I... uh... walked into a door again.)

Anyways, they're making these assassin creed games too loving fast. I think I'm just going to stop buying them because I think they're pulling a call of duty on us.

[Wynd_Fox]

i think that's what he's getting at......... pirates aren't supposed to be hot
they're supposed to be ugly, gruff, smelly and drunk

Actually, that's a really good point.

I have blonde hair. I fit the clumsy stereotype because I hit my head on something at least like twice a day but probably not the "hot" stereotype because I look like an abused spouse (really dark stuff under the eyes that make me look like I... uh... walked into a door again.)

Anyways, they're making these assassin creed games too loving fast. I think I'm just going to stop buying them because I think they're pulling a call of duty on us.

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