Alright, so there's this kid named Nathan at my school and he has severe problems. He touches everyone, makes weird jokes and can be a crybaby.
Here's the backstory.
Sometime back in 2nd grade (I don't remember when), they called all of us boys down. A grotesque incident happened in the boys' bathroom. Someone wrote on the wall with FECES. Yeah, crap.
I'm dead loving serious. We all got punished for a month. Guess who that was?
Well, on the bus all of us were talking about him because for the past week he has been doing very strange things. He has taken off his shoes and smelled them, picked his nose, touched and pushed people around and messed with some math projects (everyone in the grade had to build a town based off of 3D shapes. I made mine based off of Portal.

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Well somehow the 2nd grade bathroom incident came up. Nathan was the guy who did it. Apparently he GLOATED about doing it and he never got punished (he NEVER gets punished for any loving thing he does).
...And he touches EVERYONE? Even me. Now I loving feel like taking a hot shower. AND a bath.
stuff son (literally).