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are you phat?

bitch im phat
14 (60.9%)
aw hell i be not that phat
9 (39.1%)

Total Members Voted: 23

Author Topic: the gizoogle megathread - Fo' all y'all biotches who wanna find shiznit  (Read 2785 times)



Here you can post da most thugged-out forgeted up thangs you've eva peeped on dis joint, or post how tha forget much you ludd gizooglez textilizer skillz
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now here be a cold-ass lil cookie fo' you playas dat like cookies  :cookie: eat dat stuff mothaforgetas

Here be some stuff for you:
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Many playas have thangs bout how tha forget ta bust a nut yo, but it aint always easy as forget ta git phat lyrics. This page aims ta answer a stuffload of da most thugged-out common thangs dat playas ask bout how tha forget you bust a nut.

It dependz what tha forget you mean by bustin a nut yo. Havin love can sometimes mean a number of different horny-ass activitizzles yo, but probably it means loveuizzle intercourse. Da most common definizzle of horny-ass intercourse be a act dat involves a playa puttin his wild lil' forgetin erect ding-a-ling inside a biatchz vajazzle. loveuizzle intercourse might also be used ta refer ta love acts between two entrepreneur s or between two dem hoes.

loveuizzle intercourse between a playa n' a biatch probably starts wit them both gettin loveuizzlely buckwild. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time. This is sometimes referred ta as foreplay, n' might involve humpin' n' cuddling, touchin each other n' other horny-ass activities. Foreplay is blingin as it means a biatchz vajazzle begins ta git moist n' a playa gets a erection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If the biatchz vajazzle do not git moist enough, then bustin a nutual intercourse could be hard as forget or forgeted up fo' her muthaforgetin ass.
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What tha forget did you just forgetin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a stuffload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I will wipe you tha forget up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah forgetin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shizzle ta me over tha Internizzle, biatch? Think again, forgeter fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you mo' betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' life. You’re forgetin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only be I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I will bust it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil stuff. If only you could have known what tha forget unholy retribution yo' lil "def" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' forgetin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat stuff. You’re forgetin dead, kiddo.
A couple playas have axed mah crazy ass ta post here so I will.

It be up in fact bots.  It aint nuthin but not straight-up a funky-ass big-ass deal since there is no benefit tha bots can bust by havin a account.  If you don't gots a key you can't edit yo' profile, so there is no visible link ta boost search engine rankin ta they fraudulent medicinal joint or whatever. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I be runnin hoes up in 2013.  Da only cost be a relatively lil' small-ass amount of server resources.  At some point I will make keys required ta regista although I be afraid dat might reduce conversion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.  

What dis shows is dat OCR has advanced ta tha point where recaptcha is now useless.  Personally, I have noticed around tha wizzy dat captchas up in general is gettin mo' difficult, ta tha point where I cannot solve dem reliably.  Botz of course can try 50 times up in a row without gettin frustrated but I cannot.  Captchas is now bustin tha exact opposite of what tha forget they was intended ta do.  

If you don't run a joint you probably don't realize dis yo, but tha general state of spam on tha internizzle is terrifying.  

I have exchanged email wit a above average number of people.  Probably around 5,000 or so.  Once you reply ta a person, they is considered a "contact" n' future emails from dem is less likely ta be blocked by tha spam filter (makes sense).  So when one of mah thugs whoz ass I have exchanged email wit up in tha past has they email account hacked, I git spam from dem up in mah actual inbox which I then have ta manually flag as spam.  There was a point where I was receivin hundredz if not thousandz of such spam lyrics a month.  Every one of dem lyrics represents a jacked email account.  I would estimate dat total cementage of hotmail/yahoo/aol/etc email accounts dat is compromised ta be up in excess of 10%.

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah blog, badspot.us, gets bout 10k visitors a month.  I gots a cold-ass lil custom anti-spam system dat will automatically ban any IP address dat posts bbcode or html.  It also checks a 3rd jam database containin mazillionz of known spammer IP addresses n' auto bans dem when they post.  I also gots a magic button dat will delete all posts made by a given ip n' ban tha ip.  After a IP address is banned, I gots a hit counter dat increments every last muthaforgetin time dat IP address attempts ta post.  

Da total of all dem hit countas is currently 107,775

And dat do not even include all tha posts dat is pre-filtered fo' containin ghettofab keylyrics (sticky-icky-icky names mostly).  Includin tha prefilter tha actual number of spam posts attempted on just mah B-ta-tha-L-O-Gizzay is probably up in tha mazillions.  Da posts dat git all up in now don't even serve any purpose fo' tha spammer. Shiiit, dis aint no joke.  They're just shiznit like "nice joint biaaatch! straight-up inorfmatvei!" or copy-pastez of other posts from tha internizzle.  It aint nuthin but just a funky-ass broad scale global crap-flood of tha entire internizzle.  Thatz what tha forget we're seein wit these forum accounts.
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I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah underground view on tha subject of a Blockland Letz Play, atleast by playas like Da Yogscast, or Nerd3 fo' example, be as such;

1) Blockland be a rather pure sandbox game. When you start a game, there is straight-up lil awaitin yo thugged-out ass. Yo ass gots a funky-ass blank slate, some customisable environment settings, a gangbangin' few tools, n' a tray full of bricks.
If I wanted ta cook up a quick vizzle, then I'd start tha game n' find mah dirty ass void of content.
If one of mah thugs wants ta cook up a phat Letz Play, then they first have ta build something, which takes time.

2) These Letz Players tend ta make short, sharp vizzles. They don't dedicate long periodz of time ta em. They have such a cold-ass lil choc-a-bloc schedule dat they can't. If bustin a vizzle of Blockland means dat they first have ta dedicate a big-ass amount of time tha forget into buildin somethang they can sheezy off, then they is likely ta avoid dat stuff.

3) Blocklandz controls are, initially, confusin n' like slightly hard ta grasp. Right back up in yo muthaforgetin ass. Some Letz Players like tha Yogscast might take a funky-ass bit of time ta learn a funky-ass bit, n' atleast have one thug aware of how tha forget ta play.
Others, like Nerd3 might jump tha forget into tha game all up in tha absolute beginning, avoidin tutorials, n' tryin ta go from square 1. In dis situation, hittin dat shizzle up tha controls is much mo' difficult, n' comes off as buggin on vizzle. It suggest dat tha game is poorly designed, which aint a gangbangin' fair accusation.
Blockland has a straight-up decent Tutorial yo, but if one of mah thugs skips it, you can easily make Blockland up ta be overly complex.

4) Most of Blocklandz gameplay will often be based upon Online Interaction.
Da unusual spontaneitizzle n' sporaditizzle of servers upon Blockland mean dat at any one time, there may be a stuffload of empty borin servers, or multiple horny-ass servers, wit or without a population of playas.
It could be straight-up easy as forget  fo' a Letz Player ta start up, join a server, n' find not a god damn thang happening.
Or, they join n' find no one there.
Or itz a game-mode which don't translate ta Letz Play well, like tha early stagez of a CityRp.
It aint nuthin but so hard as forget ta be certain dat yo dirty ass is gonna git a phat qualitizzle set of servers, dat you might find dat you won't git any phat or horny-ass footage, or anythang dat be a phat representation of Blockland up in any time dat yo ass is filming.


To sum it up, Blockland is slightly too unusual fo' tha type of game dat these Letz Players film.
It aint nuthin but not exceptionally easy as forget  ta git started, tha game takes considerable time, therez lil beyond a funky-ass blank slate given ta you ta begin with, n' tha online play is exceedingly unpredictable.
While all of dis don't prevent Blockland from bein enjoyable n' entertainin fo' countless hours, it do make it straight-up hard as forget ta fairly condense tha forget into a horny-ass n' funk 20-30 minutes vizzle on YallTube.

And tha problem wit big-ass Letz Players is dat they can hold a straight-up surprisin amount of power, up in termz of hood opinion.
If they give a phat review/phat vizzle, then a game might find itself undergoin a surge of purchases.
But if it has a funky-ass bad review, or tha vizzle appears ta shine negatively upon tha game, then it can possibly undergo a lil' small-ass increase up in purchases (Wack publicitizzle is still publicity), or even undergo some form of "internizzle boycott".

And I personally be thinkin dat Blockland be a game dat is straight-up easy as forget  ta edit itz apperizzle from buckwild ta dreadful wit just a gangbangin' few chizzle decisions up in bustin a gangbangin' film fo' realz. And while I would ludd ta peep a Yogscast vizzle, or a Nerd3 vizzle, I would also be anxious dat it could be unfairly made n' gots a wack effect on hood opinion on Blockland.
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Well what tha forget have we gots here

How tha forget nuff threadz do we even have on this?

How tha forget nuff threadz do we even have on this?
We only have one thread about this, smart one.

How tha forget nuff threadz do we even have on this?
biatch what tha forget tha forget did you just say ta me, biatch? This be a motherforgetin' megathread #thuglife

Yo, tha image link all up in tha top of tha OP is broken.

Da lost colony of Alterra be a cold-ass lil straight-up man-made lifeworld abandoned long ago up in a nearby galaxy fo' realz. Alterra is muthaforgetin five colonies up in one. Each self-contained habitat has been separately bio-engineered by a bangin ecosystem generation network known as a Multiple Organizzle Unit Link. MORGUL, fo' short. Early colonists used MORGUL ta render Alterra inhabitable. But a cold-ass lil cataclysmic quake severed all system intercourse functions, n' MORGUL murderously rebelled. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! Da few colonists dirty enough ta escape holla'd at a grim tale of a higher intelligence gone berserk.
 
For generations, mankind sought a return ta Alterra. Finally, genetic science entrepreneur ed a saviour: Turrican, a mutant warrior, bio-engineered fo' tha task of hoodary reclamation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In tha meantime, MORGUL has diligently twisted Alterran thuglife forms ta his brutal, destructizzle purposes. Thus, Turricanz challenges consist of eliminatin hostile organizzlez from Alterraz five multi-level ghettos and, finally, beatin tha livin shizzle outta tha three facez of MORGUL.



aw hell i be not that phat   

this thread be up in my grill but i gots a fukin question for real its a real question #realtalk
which tyler tha creata album do i bye?
im thinkin about gettin that whack ass goblin but i might get wolf
not even joking here i need an answer

this thread be up in my grill but i gots a fukin question for real its a real question #realtalk
which tyler tha creata album do i bye?
im thinkin about gettin that whack ass goblin but i might get wolf
not even joking here i need an answer
what is you rappin' bout mothaforgeta

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Midnight all up in tha oasis~