Hump
ALL the legs!
You wake up feeling funny... You toss the sheets off and discover you've become your blockhead avatar! Your feet and hands float, and the only way to "accessorize" is to modify your look in the options area on your computer. You try to call 9-1-1, but the line is dead. You walk towards the door, when suddenly you hear a loud THUD against the door. You open the door and find a knife sticking 2" into your door, with a note. You pull the knife out and pocket it because it looks bad as forget and you totally look like a mean motherforgeter with it, and retrieve the note.
The note says: "You shall remain this way for the rest of the month. If you seek any medical attention, I will know. And I will not be happy. If you ration your available food, you can remain home for six days, but no further."
WOT DO
