English Help - Spongebob's 12 commandments

[AdinX]

/title. I'm making a play for my group in our English class, and it's based off of the Crucible. I need 11 commandments, because the 12th has to be adultery UNLESS someone who has read the Crucible can think of a humorous twist (if that is the case, chapter 2, I can post the 4 page word document if you need it.)

GOOOOO
(I currently have six from in-class today, but I need to work on puppets and I'm not gonna have a lot of time to write. That, and I figure why not incorporate the forums ;) )

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[TeslaCoil]

I can only imagine what you're about to do

[Name is Unavailable]

Thou shalt hold the last day of the week in reserve for jellyfishing.

[AdinX]

Thou shalt hold the last day of the week in reserve for jellyfishing.

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This man has the right idea.
I considered "Fish are friends, not food" but that was kinda stupid :L

Keep in mind, this is for an English III highschool class :F

[TurnipBlog]

Thou shalt remember the Krabby Patty secret formula and not blaspheme it.

[plad101]

Mr Crabs is always right.

[dorkdotdan]

Mr Crabs is always right.

If wrong, Refer to previous

[Yosher]

Thou shalt annoy Squidward to no end.

[plad101]

Thou shall not work on Tuesday Night.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Thou shall always make Pretty Patties

[Yosher]

Thou shalt remember to have F.U.N.

[Menen]

Thou Shall never reveal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula

Thou Shall not eat at the chum bucket

Thou shall always remember to feed Gary

[Yosher]

Thou shalt get your Boating License this time.

[Menen]

Thou Shall Play with a leaf blower because "It be fun"

Thou shall always blow bubbles

Thou shall cry for twenty minutes should thou stub your toe watering your spice garden

[SlayerZ99]

Thou shalt keep thy pants square