Author Topic: Just got a random text  (Read 1320 times)


« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 03:52:31 PM by BanishedLetters »

They're looking for Matt lol
Going to ask her if she's declining my date offer

I replied "meet at MckyD's federal(name of the road ) 6pm 4 shamrock shake
Did you seriously say "4" instead of "for?"

They're looking for Matt lol
Going to ask her if she's declining my date offer

you silly goose

tell him to get out of the 1950s and stop saying Debbie Downer

Except Debbie Downer is from the 1990s



When you get there, strip and rape her/him


This was amazing

It went something like this

Her "I'm declining because I won't get a milkshake with a random stranger"

Me " we could go to Wendy's if you prefer"

H"if you are who I think you are I wouldn't decline"

M" so you're saying its a date"

Then she asked about her last name and I said "only if you tell me mine"

Finally she says " if you we're who I think you are you would be Matt ****. But I guess I have the wrong number so ill stop bothering you"

I replied "thanks Morgan ****"

Her "Ok? So you're playing creeper now?"

Me "I was the one who got a random text calling me a Debbie downer"

Her " ok I guess that's true but how the forget do you know who I am.

Me " Facebook"

Tell her "I have your address too. Watch out."

I know a lot about her now thanks to Facebook
She's ugly