Michael Jordan RP

[Freek]

michael jordan starts eating out your starfish while juggling
piss squirts out your mantitties and michael purrs like a majestic tiger
he mounts you and firmly places his big slippery snake in your moist asscrack

what do you do?

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[Watching]

Scream, Run, Enjoy

[snot2]

read it as rip

[TeslaCoil]

Become Black

Poop Chocolate

[Shell]

omg op is super funny

freek plz bless us with more hilarious joke threads

[Watching]

omg op is super funny

freek plz bless us with more hilarious joke threads

bow donw

[Trymos]

bow donw

bow donw to dis guzy imdededtly or i will rape you with my eipc pwors

*bow dnows to wathcing*

oh and ill whack michael jordan with my baseball bat and murder him.
who says baseball bats cannot be iconic for reasons other then baseball?