According to several online tests, I am clinically depressed and may be bipolar

[Perlin Noise]

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I have now taken 5 online tests,
here have been the results

test 1) Slightly Depressed, Very Bipolar
test 2) Extremely Depressed, Bipolar
test 3) Extremely Depressed, Extremely Bipolar
test 4) a little depressed/ very bipolar
test 5) Very Depressed, no answer on bipolar

guys
what does i do?

things i do not want to do:
- tell my parents
- tell anyone who will tell my parents
- tell anyone who will worry about me
- anything that requires money
things I am willing to do:
- talk to a psychologist
- talk to someone
things that I have done:
- lied on tests administrated by my doctor

I am not very worried but am concerned, and I trust you guys
what do :C

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[Little Anarchist]

Yeah, that sounds about right LOL.

[Glassi°]

Yeah, that sounds about right LOL.

[Tømpson]

Well, do you want to hurt yourself? Are you so depressed that you honestly can't do anything? Has anyone ever been pushed away from you because of these mood swings? If any of the above, go see a therapist or something, and get some medicine. Nothing homeopathic.

[Igloos]

what were the questions

[Glassi°]

what were the questions

1. Are you depressed.
2. Are you bipolar.
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[(Frankie)]

talk to a school counselor
they're free

[The Resonte!]

stop talking to us

councelling

try to go in your happy place

also

what were the questions

[Perlin Noise]

some were like, "do you feel good about your achievements"
others were more direct like, "do you have suicidal plans?"

talk to a school counselor
they're free

but my school counselor is
1) batstuff insane
2) gonna tell my parents (never keeps anything private)

Well, do you want to hurt yourself? Are you so depressed that you honestly can't do anything? Has anyone ever been pushed away from you because of these mood swings? If any of the above, go see a therapist or something, and get some medicine. Nothing homeopathic.

forget i need a therapist :C

[Blastdown]

are these the dreaded 100% accurate free online tests?

[Jaxx]

some were like, "do you feel good about your achievements"
others were more direct like, "do you have suicidal plans?"but my school counselor is
1) batstuff insane
2) gonna tell my parents (never keeps anything private)forget i need a therapist :C

don't even bother with the school system, they can't offer a permanent treatment system and they have no time for someone with actual emotional problems, see a therapist, not a psychologist.
edit: as well, depending on your age, you can ask for patient-doctor confidentiality, but I doubt you're old enough yet.

[Perlin Noise]

ok guys
so how do I sneak to a therapist who
A) doesnt live anywhere near me
B) 90% of the time my parents know exactly where I am
C) is free (yo no tengo unos dolores, i have no money)

[Little Anarchist]

forget i need a therapist :C

You need to get over it, you're just going through puberty.

[(Frankie)]

some were like, "do you feel good about your achievements"
others were more direct like, "do you have suicidal plans?"but my school counselor is
1) batstuff insane
2) gonna tell my parents (never keeps anything private)forget i need a therapist :C

well ask your parents if you can talk to one
and dont specify what about
and if you ask not to tell your parents they cant by law

[Perlin Noise]

well ask your parents if you can talk to one
and dont specify what about
and if you ask not to tell your parents they cant by law

blegh
my parents are going to get suspicious and just laugh it off like I'm joking or something.