Author Topic: Should I ask this girl out when I'm 15 and she's 34?  (Read 1437 times)

There is a girl across the street who is absolutely beautiful and I want to ask her out even though I'm 15 and she's 34.

What do?

no

what

she will laugh at you and say you're cute

Does she have kids?

They might be equally as beautiful, and you can actually go out with them.



I could've sworn this said 15 and 17 before I clicked this Oh there's another topic, stuff.


Why would you want to ask a 34 year old out?
Also if she has kids, then she is married :\

Also if she has kids, then she is married :\

Nice logic there.

what
no

Also if she has kids, then she is married :\

Not necessarily.


Not necessarily.
Kids usually mean married. Unless she adopted them, or she got divorced or something I s'pose

Kids usually mean married. Unless she adopted them, or she got divorced or something I s'pose

or if they're illegitimate which happens way too much in modern society

She will go to jail for child enthusiasm

Yes, but they're hideous

Dear god, what the stuff is that thing?

Kids usually mean married. Unless she adopted them, or she got divorced or something I s'pose
or had kids before marriage?