Should I ask this girl out when I'm 15 and she's 34?

[Linkusofepica]

There is a girl across the street who is absolutely beautiful and I want to ask her out even though I'm 15 and she's 34.

What do?

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

no

what

she will laugh at you and say you're cute

[Isaac Fox]

Does she have kids?

They might be equally as beautiful, and you can actually go out with them.

[Linkusofepica]

Does she have kids?

Yes, but they're hideous

[Ben Grapevine]

spam topic

[Alteration]

I could've sworn this said 15 and 17 before I clicked this Oh there's another topic, stuff.

[Linkusofepica]

Parody topic

Fixed

[Mute]

Why would you want to ask a 34 year old out?
Also if she has kids, then she is married :\

[Isaac Fox]

Also if she has kids, then she is married :\

Nice logic there.

[Electrk]

what
no

Also if she has kids, then she is married :\

Not necessarily.

[Mute]

Not necessarily.

Kids usually mean married. Unless she adopted them, or she got divorced or something I s'pose

[Kearn]

Kids usually mean married. Unless she adopted them, or she got divorced or something I s'pose

or if they're illegitimate which happens way too much in modern society

[Blockzillahead]

She will go to jail for child enthusiasm

[Tokthree]

Yes, but they're hideous

Dear god, what the stuff is that thing?

[Freeze]

Kids usually mean married. Unless she adopted them, or she got divorced or something I s'pose

or had kids before marriage?