Author Topic: What is the most stereotypically white thing you can ever do?  (Read 1935 times)

i own a shotgun, don't lift, have money, play gmod, am a nerd, and read

holy stuff
WOW
Me too!

Eating omelets and pork mignon.

i own a shotgun, don't lift, have money, play gmod, am a nerd (depends), and read (depends)

holy stuff

does this mean that i'm black




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sadly that won't work

unless someone is behind you

but you can't be behind yourself

wow i just got back and i thought you guys would do better

the answer is:

Playing tennis in a private court in your backyard with your family while wearing a red polo shirt, cargo shorts, sandals, golf cap, and a fanny pack while eating turkey and mayonnaise sandwiches, Then proceeding to get in a suit and drive your Toyota Prius to go pick up drycleaning, Then coming back and eating vegetables and lobster for dinner with your family, then reading your children bedtime stories and going to bed, all while wishing the weekend was over so you could go back to your office.

Be a serial killer, or I guess most child molesters are white too. Though I guess it's more of a white male thing than just white.


Be 11 and Own a Smartphone.


Play racquetball at a private club with business friends

Sit outside with a 12 gauge shotgun drinking a beer and eating a Big Mac while yelling "MURICA!"