Poll

How do you like your hot snow cofee?

Fresh off the ground
2 (2.7%)
With a side of birds
16 (21.9%)
In your humble tent
2 (2.7%)
In a plastic cup
6 (8.2%)
On the expensive adverts of Dell computers (?)
7 (9.6%)
With a touch of bird stuff
4 (5.5%)
Next to your friends in blue body bags
5 (6.8%)
All of the above
18 (24.7%)
I prefer the generous handouts from North Korea
13 (17.8%)

Total Members Voted: 73

Author Topic: North Korea's Newest Propoganda: We Need Them, Apparently? (Confirmed Joke)  (Read 4177 times)

I laughed my ass off at this.

I'm not really sure if this is fake or not, but I wouldn't put it past North Korea.

Everyone get their plastic cup of snow and eat some birds while watching this on your dell laptop next to your dead friends in blue body bags, because this is how life is in modern day america: huddled for warmth with the cold, the poor, the lonely and the homoloveual.

Post your thoughts on this. Also, do you guys know if this is fake or not? Either way it's hilarious.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2013, 11:11:44 AM by Kimon »



"Again, there are no birds on the trees, apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday.

They are yummy."

Your form of mockery is going to get us nuked. Stop it.

Civilizations do not last forever take a look at the romans, ottoman empire, etc. A couple nukes can collapse the united states, bro.

This is my daily life. How did those koreans manage to paint such an accurate picture of our daily struggles?
And damn, they're right about how tasty those birds are on Tuesdays.
"Again, there are no birds on the trees, apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday.

They are yummy."
damn you got it before me

Your form of mockery is going to get us nuked. Stop it.

Civilizations do not last forever take a look at the romans, ottoman empire, etc. A couple nukes can collapse the united states, bro.
If they could get to the United States

>eat hot snow
>hot snow
>hot
>snow

Your form of mockery is going to get us nuked. Stop it.

Civilizations do not last forever take a look at the romans, ottoman empire, etc. A couple nukes can collapse the united states, bro.
To be honest I really doubt North Korea could last in a war with us, and on top of that we have defense systems. Also, with them so far behind in civilization, a nuclear strike could go wrong in many ways.

To be honest I really doubt North Korea could last in a war with us, and on top of that we have defense systems. Also, with them so far behind in civilization, a nuclear strike could go wrong in many ways.
This. Provided they can get a nuclear missile to actually fly, it's possible they might overshoot and accidentally hit...


...North Korea.

"Again, there are no birds on the trees, apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday.

They are yummy."

To be honest I really doubt North Korea could last in a war with us, and on top of that we have defense systems. Also, with them so far behind in civilization, a nuclear strike could go wrong in many ways.

if any side decides to launch at all the whole planet will die


Your form of mockery is going to get us nuked. Stop it.

Civilizations do not last forever take a look at the romans, ottoman empire, etc. A couple nukes can collapse the united states, bro.
Their nukes are loving small compared to what we are capable of.
Don't forget the US has defenses, and allies.

They also might end up nuking themselves if one of their missile launches fails.

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Seriously they loving love their snow