North Korea's Newest Propoganda: We Need Them, Apparently? (Confirmed Joke)

[Zloff]

we'll get our snow from canada!!!

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[Pixel]

Has anyone posted that these translations are wrong yet? I know it seems common sense but there are stupid people out there.

WTF is wrong with the English translation of the North Korean announcer? It does not match up at all.
"How Americans live today" -> Real Title: The depressing reality of a capitalistic society.
English version: "This is how Americans live today. Drinking coffee made of snow, living in tents and buying guns to kill each other especially children. Some people complain about the guns."
Real Translation (to the best of what I can hear of the female voice in the background): Current capitalistic societies in Europe and the U.S. are experiencing chaos and extreme hardship due to lack of jobs, violence( ?can't make out the word exactly?). People are constantly living under fear and terror in their current situation and it is getting worse everyday.

"Again there are no birds in the trees apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday. They are yummy. You can also eat the snow, which there is plenty in the United States."
Real Translation: "This is a Midwestern region of America. The streets are covered white because of the snow fall last night. The temperature remains around -10 degree Celsius. Unemployed people who are unable to afford rent, who could not afford proper clothes are found along the streets hurdled together during the day."
It continues to talk about unemployment and homeless children, etc etc.
No eating birds, snow...

Its a joke video but so many people at my school think its serious.

[Kimon]

Has anyone posted that these translations are wrong yet? I know it seems common sense but there are stupid people out there.

Its a joke video but so many people at my school think its serious.

I suspected as much

[Blooker]

Who wants to come round mine on Tuesday and eat some birds?

[Harm94]

Those poor people who have to sit on that bench with there dead friends in body bags while having to drink coffee cups full of hot snow.

[BassCrossMegaman1]

>hot snow
SEEMS LIGANIMATE

[Tonkka²]

Your form of mockery is going to get us nuked. Stop it.

Civilizations do not last forever take a look at the romans, ottoman empire, etc. A couple nukes can collapse the united states, bro.

You're actually afraid that a small nation such as North Korea can actually destroy a country that big? USA has missile defences and their own missiles. If North Korea drops stuff on USA, USA will turn North Korea into a massive crater that will solve the problems that we have with waters rising due to ice caps melting by getting filled up.

[Funkadelic]

Your form of mockery is going to get us nuked. Stop it.

Civilizations do not last forever take a look at the romans, ottoman empire, etc. A couple nukes can collapse the united states, bro.

You're dumb
First of all, they don't have warheads small enough to put on a missile. We also have advanced missile defense systems that could pretty much shoot a ballistic missile out of the sky, and also, if they were to ever attempt to nuke us, we would turn North Korea into a parking lot. China isn't even behind them now, so they would be alone.

[Alyx Vance]

Tony must think that North Korea is a threat. And he must also think he gives a damn about what an online forums think.

[Wheatley]

Tony must think that North Korea is a threat. And he must also think he gives a damn about what an online forums think.

Or he could be holding up a joke?

[Swat 3]

I think this is very funny.
The fact that North Korea spews this propaganda makes me feel bad for the people who are forced to spill money to lock its borders.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Do any homoloveuals get coffee?

[Menen]

This. Provided they can get a nuclear missile to actually fly, it's possible they might overshoot and accidentally hit...


...North Korea.

Oh my god I love you.

I laughed a little too hard.