How can I make $500?

[Cakey]

get 5 lives

[Ad Bot]

[Tyler66]

How do I tie my shoes?

Welcome to Yahoo! answers.

[Insomniac]

Become a prostitute

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

You don't actually "make" money, you earn it

[Muffin]

Prostitution

[Gamefandan]

Buy expensive Yugioh cards cheap and sell them full price on Ebay. That's what I do when I need money.

[Tyler66]

You don't actually "make" money, you earn it

There's always money printing.

[Linkusofepica]

Get fat and sell your gut/butt as advertising space.

[Treynolds416]

echo(%client.money);
if(%client.money = 0)
{
 %client.money += 500;
}
else(%client.money >= 500)
{
 echo(You already have enough money!);
}

booooo

Nobody wants your bracketspam

[Little Anarchist]

booooo

Nobody wants your bracketspam

Can I ask why you get so offended over the way people format their code?

[BlackMod]

If you are in highschool, you should try selling drugs <3
Weed, pills, shrooms, and acid will get you so much bank.

[Tyler66]

Can I ask why you get so offended over the way people format their code?

It's not the format. It's the syntax.
A syntax that uses too many brackets.

[Kaphonaits²]

echo(%client.money);
if(%client.money = 0)
{
 %client.money += 500;
}
else(%client.money >= 500)
{
 echo(You already have enough money!);
}

:|

booooo

Nobody wants your bracketspam

do you have something against languages that use brackets?

[Snow2]

[dorkdotdan]

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