Author Topic: "Kill Yourself!"  (Read 1539 times)

Just found this site, it has some good tips for those of you that may be suicidal.

http://keepinitsuckafree.tripod.com/id18.html
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Self Delete is the best way out of your stuffty forgeted up ass life. Your bitch don't want you anymore? You get fired from Taco Bell? forget it, there's too much pain inside of you, so kill yourself. Don't wait it out because life is just going to get worse. Your life sucks and no one gives a stuff. Nobody cares about you. I don’t give a forget about you. Your mom doesn’t give a forget about you. End your loving life. Do yourself and everyone you know a favor. I'll show you the perfect ways to do this stuff. Don’t do this stuff half-assed either bitch. If you try Self Delete once and then you don’t die, then everyone will think your just crying out for help and all your friends will call you a bitch. Never tell anyone that you’re going to kill yourself! Make it a surprise! Don't make threats or no one will take you seriously. If you tell someone you want to kill yourself and they call the cops, the cops will come over put you in a ambulance and take you to some forgeted up ass hospital for a seventy two hour watch which is makes your life worse. By the time you get out of that bitch someone took your shoelaces, belt and anything else that you can hang yourself with and it just loving suck stuff. If this does happen somehow, deny everything. Blame it on the person who called the cops and say their just making trouble for you. Change it all around and make it look like you were just joking around. Never admit to being depressed, suicidal, or anything that they can use to keep you in the hospital. When you arrive there, smile and be polite and the faster you can get out of the hospital and back where you can hurt yourself. Me, I'm just an starfish so when I was there I was just running around loving with everyone. Don't do that! They keep you in there longer! If you talk to a psychiatrist, they might prescribe you some pills that might come in handy later. Ask them for Valium and say your mom has given you one before and it helps calm your nerves. They will definitely give you some then.

It's like the inverse of a Self Delete hotline

I can't trust this guy, he has no experience.

Oh my god, that's horrible.


i cringed every paragraph.

thank you for the good advice OP


yeh i recommend you dont give anybody any ideas. could be some depressed people on this forum.

yeh i recommend you dont give anybody any ideas. could be some depressed people on this forum.
Hi there.


Hi there.
I was mildly depressed about 5 months ago. I'm so glad I got better

oh no i got a b on my math test time 2 die!!!