I was expecting a screamer. Like that akk.li one.

This is why you need a knife.
this doesn't even scare me anymore
you can clearly see the persons wardrobe in the back
and you can see they simply just stretched their lipstick plastered lips to make a evil looking "smile" with photoshop
the person is wearing headphones, in plain sight
and the pupils look drawn in with photoshop or even paint