Looks like you guys are joining the bandwagon to blatantly insult this guy for what, absolutely nothing? I didn't see anything wrong with the first quote in OP. Looks as if he was kidding or being sarcastic.
Jesus forget guys just lay off him. So he's new, everyone new forgets up every once in a while. But here, it's like you bash him for every last word in each of his posts. If he makes your little pusillanimous individual hurt so bad, why don't you just ignore him? It's not that hard.