Me. Though the name escapes me, I could drive on _________'s death race with my eyes closed AND take every shortcut. The only time I ever lost a race was due to a lack of interest OR because my jeep glitched out.
Until people edit my stereo. Then I can't focus, and then stuff gets bad. Otherwise I'm like 3 minutes ahead of everyone else. You can ask pretty much every admin that has ever played on the server, KelBlock, Wound, etc. Just can't remember the damn host's name...