I'm going to gay all over you
Gay.
I can make this extra gay.Prepare your buttcheeks. 8=======DOh god why am I here.
see in early times most children would die and love was common to keep the population growing. One day a man tried to find out why his richard velt so good in a womens star fish. So he had a friend do multiple things to it to simulate it going into a small hole. In the end he was rubbing it. The rubbing was the first time some one fapped. Later when this man rubbed it himself it was the first single person fapping session. The church deemed fapping unholy since it was a man rubbing another mans richard which they considered to homo for there time. This is why gay people are frowned upon today in modern times.