Would you rather... V. -8192

[Nonnel]

White, since I live in the 1700s.

Would you rather crawl under your porch and have killer rabbits hop on you, give you brown town, spank you, and torture you with feathers or would you be hit by Mike Tyson with a metal folding chair while laying in the street?

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[Igloos]

White, since I live in the 1700s.

Would you rather crawl under your porch and have killer rabbits hop on you, give you brown town, spank you, and torture you with feathers or would you be hit by Mike Tyson with a metal folding chair while laying in the street?

i'd rather mike tyson hit me with a folding chair, i like his forgeted up lisp, and i need the publicity

would you rather be a tree or a leaf

[Tømpson]

Tree, because the leaves do all the work

Would you rather have a coke can inserted into your brown town cavity or have a straw shoved down your urethra

[Igloos]

Tree, because the leaves do all the work

Would you rather have a coke can inserted into your brown town cavity or have a straw shoved down your urethra

neither

would you rather be a polar bear or a grizzly bear

[Tømpson]

Neither
Would you rather have a coke can inserted into your brown town cavity or have a straw shoved down your urethra

[Linkusofepica]

Coke can.
Would you rather be a love toy or a magic ant

[Igloos]

Coke can.
Would you rather be a love toy or a magic ant

I'd rather be a magic ant because I don't wanna smell like vagina or starfish as a love toy.

Would you rather eat at Burger King or McDonalds?

[blueblur121]

McDonalds, cuz im a 'MURICAN.

Would you rather live in a world made of stuff, but everyone is attractive
or live in a world made of gold, but everyone is obama?

[Tømpson]

McDonalds, cuz im a 'MURICAN.

Would you rather live in a world made of stuff, but everyone is attractive
or live in a world made of gold, but everyone is obama?

Gold because I would be rich because black people aint got time for dat and need their bling bling

Would you rather have a stick with razors attached shoved up your ass or have all of your limbs cut off?

[SteveJenkins]

Limbs cut :3

[Igloos]

McDonalds, cuz im a 'MURICAN.

Would you rather live in a world made of stuff, but everyone is attractive
or live in a world made of gold, but everyone is obama?

I'd rather live in a world made of stuff where everyone is attractive.

Would you rather be a panda or Big Bird from Sesame Street?

[SteveJenkins]

I'd rather live in a world made of stuff where everyone is attractive.

Would you rather be a panda or Big Bird from Sesame Street?

ostuff I forgot to make a question dumbstuff me

Panda

Would you rather be a banana or apple

[blueblur121]

bananna. Because those are shaped like snakees. I can actually feel the immaturaty in the air around me.

[SteveJenkins]

I feel like everyone stopped because Blueblur didn't make a question,

Would you rather be an ant or a giant the size of the sun

[Alex Man!]

A giant the size of the sun.

Would you rather become Jell-O or a space shuttle?