I'm just playing my XBOX, shuffling through the games I downloaded (Illegally
Not really.) and I decide over the billions of games I have.
- Minecraft. Why do I still have you? You suck.
- Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations. I don't play it any more. Plus, I'm sick of Anime.
- Naughty Bear. I just played you! I killed Cuddles a thousand times, what else do I have to do?
- Dragon Bal-. Delete.
- FIRE PRO WRESTLING. Another sucky game that I forgot to delete ages ago.
- Biosh-
Hmm. I have a new message. A voice message from... that's an odd name.
Okay, let's hear it.
"MESSAGE TO AWL FRENDZ EYE HAV HUNGR GAMZ ON MIN
CRAP (Minecraft) CUM PLAI ET"
What is wrong with you. You also sounded like a twelve year old kid. But, even though Minecraft is horrible. Let's just see how it is.
*Connects*
Kid [extremely loudly]: HIIII!
Me: What is wrong with you? My ears already ran out of blood by "H".
Kid [even more extremely loud] SORRY! IS THIS GOOD?
Me: What? I think I've gone deaf.
Kid [even MORE extremely loud] WHA
AAAAAAAAAT?!I disconnect. My ears are ringing so hard I can't hear any thing.
More messages. From all of the weirdo's on my friends list. I'll tell you some of the messages they sent me.
NOVEMBER 20th.
"MSESAGE TO AWL FRIENDS, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"
NOVEMBER 30th
"MSESAGE TO AWL FRIENDS, HAO WAS YOUR THANKSGIVING?!"
DECEMBER 1ST
"MSESAGE TO AWL FRIENDS, CHRISTMAS ISH CUMIN SO CELEBATE UN MAH MINECRAP SRVR!"
DECEMBER 2ND
"MSESAGE TO AWL FRIENDS, CHRISTMAS ISH CUMING CLOSR!"
DECEMBER 3-19 (New message every hour)
"MSESAGE TO AWL FRIENDS, CHRISTMAS ISH CUMING CLOSR!"
DECEMBER 20th Voice Message
Kids [So loud it did wake the dead.]: "MSESAGE TO AWL FRIENDS, CHRISTMAS ISH HEAR!"
I continued to get messages until two weeks ago. Until I thought that maybe I have too many kids on my friends lists. I decided to delete them all.
I cycle through my friends list and delete all of the kids on my friends list.
I soon start getting flamed by them all.
HOUR 1 AFTER CLEARANCE
"UMG UR A FUKIN cigaretteOT U BISH GO TO HEL"
HOUR 1.15 AFTER CLEARANCE
"UMG UR A FUKIN COWRD U NED 2 DIE"
"UMG UR A FUKIN cigaretteOT IM GUN HAK U"
HOUR 2 AFTER CLEARANCE
(Flame Messages)
This continued until the next morning. I finally blocked their communications and deleted the exact number of flame messages I had received.
631 Flame Messages
My XBOX crashed about ten times I was deleting the messages. Eventually, I just cleared them all, but then it got the Red Ring of Death and it wouldn't turn on for the next six hours.
Once I get back on. I get a message from XBOX LIVE.
"We're sorry. We have been forced to hide your profile until further notice. You are being mass-reported by several players. You may not do any XBOX LIVE related things other than buy points and games."
Welp, gee. Children. I can at least check their profile. Wait. They have almost all of the Call-Of-Duty games. That must explain it.
I was not allowed back on XBOX LIVE for an entire week. Which seems to have ended today.
Discuss.
EDIT:
I was not trying to look innocent at all by making this. I was saying that I was annoyed by the children, so I unfriended them so I wouldn't get spammed by their "Message to all friends". Eventually they flamed me, which made me come up with the conclusion that they suck.
