North Korea News Thread (OP Post Reset With Reliable Sources)

[beachbum111111]

Has NK always been this handicapped or is it just the leader?

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[hgpucom]

Has NK always been this handicapped or is it just the leader?

A little of both.

[Jairo]

Has NK always been this handicapped or is it just the leader?

iirc nk "history" includes kim jong sung riding on a unicorn into battle and conquering the lands that are nk
the unicorn is said to be buried with their dead leader (dad to kim jong il) inside of a mountain

[Nickelob Ultra]

can't wait to see part 2 of the Korean War where the North gets ripped up

[Harm94]

I was thinking of enlisting in the Marine Corps, my grandfather was a marine fighting in the Korean War. What if I am him reincarnated?

[Nonnel]

I was thinking of enlisting in the Marine Corps, my grandfather was a marine fighting in the Korean War. What if I am him reincarnated?

Do you think he would've said this?

[Harm94]

Do you think he would've said this?

He died long ago from a heart attack. I've never met any of grandfathers anyway, the other one was a drunk. So the answer is maybe. Serious answer is no. Anyway, North Korea is stupid, but I don't they are stupid enough to attack.

[Crispy_]

its been hours

wheres the war

[Harm94]

its been hours

wheres the war

It takes awhile for word to get around.

[kick asser]

Looks like Metro 2033 is going to be real if they manage to land their nerf darts on us.

[Swat 3]

yeah but there nerf darts are easily intercepted

thank god I do not li-

omg if they get better missiles they target washington

stuff

[InvisibleName]

If only Iron Man existed.

[Harm94]

If only Iron Man existed.

You mean the Iron Patriot?

[Count]

Oh my God, I had a bomb drill in school today! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!

You mean the Iron Patriot?

Are you kidding? We need the Iron Giant!

[Tonkka²]

And so, the era of Homefront begins.