North Korea News Thread (OP Post Reset With Reliable Sources)

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the only way they would get us is if they sent a ship (or plane but it would get shot down) and planted a nuke in a location and remote detonated it, they don't have advanced enough technology to efficiently launch missiles

the second they attacked the countries would gang beat north korea and then plow it into a parking lot for a Walmart

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[Renekar]

uhh guys
north korea is targeting my state

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9961795/North-Korea-Kim-Jong-un-targets-George-W.-Bushs-home-state-of-Texas.html

hold me someone :C

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texas is a pretty large state, chances are it won't be targeted at all and it wouldn't be a very tactical decision

hopefully this will all blow over, nuking/bombing anything would be the end of North Korea

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[Igloos]

PSY is craving Japenese.

[Cool Boi]

The soldier will save us

[YayFun]

It's obvious.

That does not go together at all.

[Igloos]

What the hell happened to this?

[Nickelob Ultra]

What the hell happened to this?

enslaved and forced to train glorious people's basketball team

[Harm94]

What is that black guy talking to the kid from UP?

[Nonnel]

http://youtubedoubler.com/7AKe
Make sure the sound from Team America is up and North Korea is off.

[Cool Boi]

We're being threatened.
Someone pinch me.
If we were in real trouble, my uncle in South Korea would probably say something.
Also, we should roll into Pyongyang with this playing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

[Daedalus]

I'm a little put off by the fact that LA is one of the targets, but oh well - our air force can shoot missiles down in mid-air, correct?

[Comatose]

Have they done anything yet, or are they still throwing a temper tantrum on their side of the line in the sand?

[Tingalz]

http://youtubedoubler.com/7AKe
Make sure the sound from Team America is up and North Korea is off.

at some points they were marching/clapping in sync with the music