I love my richard. I care for it every day.
Wanna be gangsters at my school who make their parents buy blonde hair dye for suberswaglackin highlights. Thing is, I'm like the one blonde person in southern california. I should be their king.
When people say "nuke."
nuke is a perfectly acceptable wordwtf is wrong with you
When I'm at petsmart, with my dog, some snob will come up to me. They'll look at my dog and just go, "Eh... ugly mutt..."
NO IT'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS GOD DAMNIT