Author Topic: How tough is the above user?  (Read 11285 times)

0/10

I'm told I'm a humble person, personally I disagree, I can get a bit boastful.


99999999999999999/10 king of all toughness he is so tough he can't speak due to his muscle mass being so large.

i am so tough that i'm weaker then resonkinetic.

5/10

I'm so tough, I put a toothpick under my toenail and kicked a wall. I only cried for 999 seconds.

7.5/10 would not tough.

I'm so tough that when people ask, "do you even lift?" I lift the nearest group of ladies nearby.


And take them home.



10/10

I'm so tough, my muscles cause women to physically manifest, with their sole purpose being to "ooh" and "ahh" over them.


-999/1
I'm so tough, 9 out of 10 women climax over just looking at my muscles. That 1 group climaxs after they've looked.

Hot.

9/10

I'm so tough, my toughness toughs out the rest of the toughers and can't stop toughin' because nothin' is tough n'uff.



8/10

I'm so tough, I ate a bowl of nails today for breakfast.

Without any milk.

5/10

You have no idea how overused that one is.

I'm so tough, I can open a brand new bottle of ketchup.

Without any warm water.

I'm so tough, I can open a brand new bottle of ketchup.
Without any warm water.
wait i am really stupid but people usually use water to open bottles of ketchup??
wtf

wait i am really stupid but people usually use water to open bottles of ketchup??
wtf
The cap is usually stuck down pretty well and warm water helps.

Also, 8/10 and 4/10.

I'm so tough that I am.

6/10

buddy im so hard i eat nails...

without milk.