How could you believe for even a second that it could possibly be real?
The entire world is a deathtrap of practical jokes and gags today, and you think THAT is real?
Did you even read the entire page?
Removed crossbows.
To deter cheating players on PvP servers, the PvP system has been completely redesigned.
Players may no longer attack other players directly, but must recruit an army of Monsters and Animals.
Each monster/animal has different strengths, weaknesses and abilities whilst attacking or defending in PvP combat.
New turn-based combat system will help create epic battles that may last hours at a time.
Not to mention the "4-D graphics" crap.
Its real. dont believe me go on minecraft forums look in snapshots or news.
somebody says 2.0 download links, then download middle link/purple and play.
Though you might think it is a joke by april fools in the screen. but you get the block of coal and glass which i like.