Post your most recent text conversation(s). v?

[Clone v.117]

Well considering it is mostly naked pics and my terrible attempts at dirty talk I think I'd rather not.

[Ad Bot]

[Nobot]

Well considering it is mostly naked pics and my terrible attempts at dirty talk I think I'd rather not.

oh.......

[RedGajin]

my last texting session consisted of nudes from both parties
don't think that's legal ill pass

[Swollow]

Swollow: id like to pay 1 cent
LEARN YOUR FORTUNE 1 CENT: 4?
Swollow: my fortune
LEARN YOUR FORTUNE 1 CENT: ASK THE MIGHTY FORTUNE TELLER A QUESTION
Swollow: hats my fortune
LEARN YOUR FORTUNE 1 CENT: YOU WILL BE GREETED WITH FORTUNATE NEWS

[Kumquat]

[Port]

too hot for forums

[hodototman]

[3:11:11 PM] Don: I finally remember you now.
[3:11:18 PM] Brotatoe: huh
[3:11:30 PM] Brotatoe: i was at your show
[3:11:31 PM] Brotatoe: and im like
[3:11:36 PM] Brotatoe: "hey wanna skype"
[3:11:37 PM] Brotatoe: and ur like
[3:11:39 PM] Brotatoe: lol sure
[3:11:52 PM] Don: LOL sure
[3:11:55 PM] Don: agio
[3:11:56 PM] Don: OLOLOLOLOL SURE!
iujhfear\
[3:11:57 PM] Don: bs
[3:11:58 PM] Don: ]T
[3:12:21 PM] Brotatoe: nope
[3:12:26 PM] Don: it's time for ur session
[3:12:26 PM] Brotatoe: grandparents lole
[3:12:30 PM] *** Call from Don ***
[3:12:31 PM] Don: semen session
[3:12:34 PM] *** Call to Don ***
[3:12:45 PM] Brotatoe: semen
[3:12:45 PM] Brotatoe: lol
[3:12:51 PM] Brotatoe: wait
[3:12:53 PM] Brotatoe: lemme see
[3:12:54 PM] Brotatoe: if i can talk
[3:15:17 PM | Edited 3:15:38 PM] Don: Lauren Davies: Piss off

Don Brotherson: Laurens hawwwt

Don Brotherson: wats ur phone numba guuurl

James McIntosh: WHO ARE YOU
[3:15:34 PM] Brotatoe: im not telling you my last name
[3:15:34 PM] Brotatoe: ho
[3:16:10 PM] Brotatoe: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=187988.msg6491898#msg6491898
[3:18:20 PM] *** Call ended, duration 05:46 ***
[3:18:24 PM] Brotatoe: blah
[3:18:27 PM] Brotatoe: we'll call later
[3:18:29 PM] Brotatoe: oke
[3:18:42 PM] Don: wat u gonna do
[3:18:45 PM] Don: o_O
[3:18:57 PM] Brotatoe: fape
[3:18:59 PM] Brotatoe: lol jks!
[3:19:01 PM] Don: no
[3:19:04 PM] Brotatoe: !!!11!!1
[3:19:10 PM] Don: im here to help your addiction
[3:19:16 PM] Don: not contribute to it
[3:19:26 PM] Brotatoe: fappe
[3:19:28 PM] Brotatoe: FAPPE

[Tingalz]

2:04 PM - Shas'O Comr4de: i forget dogs and then i kill them and turn them into love toys
2:05 PM - Shas'O Comr4de: and then i go on my pony research websites and masterbate gratuitously with said fleshlights
2:05 PM - Shas'O Comr4de: because im a furry brony friend and i like to pleasure myself in the sickest most depraved ways possible

[Axolotl2]

I'd have to say the most recent conversations I've had were either about Metatoki or about some really weird subjects (reaching as far as bestiality).

I'm not going to post Maki-Tak's conversation but I'll hint that it is about an upcoming Scratch game that both of us are working on.

Weird conversation gogogo:

Sunday, 31 March, 2013

[cut]
8:08 PM - (removed): I love how dogs have biiig long tongues that feel so sloppy and taste so good
[cut]

That's the only thing I will post from it.

[Tetris]

Should we, Port?

[Axolotl2]

Should we, Port?

too hot for forums

That's actually kind of cute.

[dotdot: reloaded]

who here wants to gay cyber?

[Xolerate²]

who here wants to gay cyber?

I've done lesbian cyber, so come here bby

[Little Anarchist]

Maxx: bump it
Maxx: dasmirt
Maxx: damiet
Maxx: bamp ti
Maxx: bump the topic god damret

[Sat]

Tuesday, April 02, 2013
18:33 - Satyre: Ich bein reich
18:33 - Satyre: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I SAID!
18:33 - Nightbringer: no but rly did he say why he ignored my msg
18:33 - Altruist: no
18:34 - Nightbringer: OH
18:34 - Nightbringer: you sent him a msg through this chat right?
18:35 - Altruist: yes
18:35 - Altruist: steam
18:35 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: dlj oc jae mikhd, jae sond enturcdont whod dhic cojc.
18:35 - tehkillabeast11223344: Omnibus vobis sunt mondays
18:36 - Nightbringer: wait forreals you actually talked to him?
18:36 - Altruist: YES
18:36 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: nabatj ocgut fal jael rodin
18:36 - Nightbringer: shttt
18:36 - Altruist: i ahve him added
18:36 - Nightbringer: ik
18:36 - tehkillabeast11223344: cacas
18:37 - Nightbringer: cb1248 right?
18:37 - Altruist: yes
18:37 - Nightbringer: ye
18:37 - Nightbringer: well hes on steam a lot doe
18:37 - tehkillabeast11223344: black knight is mega babby
18:37 - Nightbringer: ya
18:37 - Satyre: lol
18:37 - Nightbringer: he is
18:37 - Nightbringer: lul
18:37 - tehkillabeast11223344: wait forget thats not latin
18:37 - Satyre: Statue bricks are silly laol
18:38 - tehkillabeast11223344: niger miles sit Mega babby
18:38 - tehkillabeast11223344: there we go
18:38 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: are you learning latin in school?
18:38 - tehkillabeast11223344: no
18:39 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: k
18:39 - Satyre: I personally wished they still taught it.
18:39 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: remember to learn latin grammar too
18:39 - Satyre: Because
18:39 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: because it's not the same as english
18:39 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: lol
18:39 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: at all
18:39 - Satyre: Everylovingword
18:39 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: and that's a common mistake
18:39 - Satyre: Would make so much more sense.
18:39 - Nightbringer: i thoguht knight died rofl
18:39 - Nightbringer: SATYRE STOP CRASHING
18:39 - Satyre: lulnu
18:40 - tehkillabeast11223344: MINGO defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina MINGO defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina defricatus urina
18:40 - Nightbringer: then return sat
18:41 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: lol
18:41 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: you're using google translate
18:41 - tehkillabeast11223344: lolya
18:41 - tehkillabeast11223344: night you getting AoE?
18:43 - Nightbringer: NO
18:43 - Nightbringer: sry caps
18:43 - tehkillabeast11223344: gfdfdhdhsfh
18:44 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: potter's pick up line: "hey babe wanna wet my dry-hard clay?"
18:44 - Nightbringer: lol
18:44 - Satyre: But if it's dry.
18:44 - Satyre: It's already hard.
18:44 - Satyre: And if it's wet.
18:44 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: yep
18:44 - Satyre: It goes soft.
18:44 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: yep
18:44 - tehkillabeast11223344: hes gay
18:44 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: LOL
18:44 - Satyre: To someone with a camel toe then?
18:45 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: no more like contentment
18:45 - Nightbringer: sat git onn
18:45 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: like once it's wet it reaches zen
18:46 - tehkillabeast11223344: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/124412
18:49 - Altruist: squeel like a pig sat
18:49 - Altruist: WHEEEE WHEEE
18:50 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: oh god
18:50 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: don't remind me of deliverance
18:51 - Nightbringer: tehkilla is trying to get war to get steam adsda
18:51 - tehkillabeast11223344: i said it once nigrrrrrr
18:51 - Altruist: kozak will you just SHUT UP
18:51 - Altruist: im in a situation here because i cant find my loving keys
18:51 - tehkillabeast11223344: i have your keys
18:51 - Altruist: GODDAMNIT
18:52 - tehkillabeast11223344: raaaapppppeeeeee
18:53 - Nightbringer: sht
18:57 - Altruist: who here has a mic
18:57 - Satyre: I might
18:58 - Satyre: Actually
18:58 - Satyre: My laptop does
18:58 - Altruist: we both have built in mics
18:58 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: my house in RS now has unlimited beer alt
18:59 - Nightbringer: satttt
18:59 - Altruist: wow
18:59 - Altruist: just like valhalla!
18:59 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: dude ikr
18:59 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: that's what i've been basing my house on
19:00 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: it's going to be a huge mead-hall
19:00 - Altruist: kick ass
19:00 - tehkillabeast11223344: i remember rs back in 09
19:00 - tehkillabeast11223344: i dont know what it looks like now lol
19:00 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: i played RS in 07
19:01 - Altruist: lmfao if you make an account you're in for a surprise
19:01 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: alt reintroduced it to me
19:03 - ElitesFTW: Well I'm gonna go sleep now
19:03 - Altruist: wtf
19:03 - Altruist: its 8
19:04 - ElitesFTW: So?
19:04 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: LOL
19:04 - Altruist: stay till 10
19:04 - ElitesFTW: I'm bored
19:04 - tehkillabeast11223344: xD
19:04 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: nikhd nikht bobj mon
19:04 - Altruist: you're bored so you sleep?
19:04 - ElitesFTW: yeah
19:04 - Altruist: are you even tired
19:04 - ElitesFTW: yeah
19:05 - Altruist: what if you end up taking a nap instead of sleeping for 8 hours
19:05 - Altruist: and you really forget up your sleep schedule
19:05 - ElitesFTW: I forget it up every weekend anyways
19:05 - ElitesFTW: Staying up until 6 AM
19:06 - Nightbringer: why do you stay so late
19:06 - ElitesFTW: Because I'm used to it
19:08 - Your state is set to Offline.
19:08 - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
19:11 - Connected again and rejoined chat.
19:11 - Altruist: wtf
19:11 - Nightbringer entered chat.
19:14 - Nightbringer: wtf
19:14 - Nightbringer: happened
19:15 - Altruist: the internet bomb dropped
19:15 - Nightbringer: why does steam do this
19:15 - Nightbringer: one more thing btw, knight basically gets on for a min then gets off
19:15 - Nightbringer: how did u talk to him
19:15 - Nightbringer: if he does tha
19:48 - Your state is set to Offline.
19:48 - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
19:48 - Connected again and rejoined chat.
19:49 - Satyre: I'mmmm back
19:49 - Altruist: i wish i had two monitors
19:50 - Nightbringer: k
19:50 - Nightbringer: sat
19:50 - Nightbringer: well
19:50 - Nightbringer: back to what i told u
19:50 - Nightbringer: about the french gai
19:50 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: FRAW FRAW WII WII
19:51 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: GE NE SE PAWWW
19:51 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: LE CRASSANT LE EIFFEL TOWAAII
19:51 - Nightbringer: lul
19:52 - Altruist: LOL
19:52 - Satyre: lol
19:53 - Satyre: Alt you say you've a mic?
19:53 - Altruist: yes
19:53 - Satyre: Be the one to determine the pitch of my voice.
19:53 - Satyre: It's not high, but it's not low either from what I can tellll
19:53 - Altruist: start voice chat
19:54 - Nightbringer: so ye about that sat
19:54 - Satyre: Click
19:54 - Satyre: Click
19:54 - Satyre: Click
19:54 - Satyre: Your mouse is loud.
19:55 - Satyre: Now I'm not sure if mouse spam or keyboard....
19:55 - Altruist: you sound like you're white
19:56 - Satyre: I'm not, it's the whole midwestern never been to a ghetto longer than 10 minutes thing.
19:56 - Satyre: I do live in the middle of nowhere.
19:56 - Altruist: night do you have a mic
19:56 - Satyre: And I've spent most of that portion of my life where that kind of thing is determined, accents and stuff.
19:56 - Nightbringer: no
19:57 - Nightbringer: what does sat sound like
19:57 - Altruist: your average 12 year old boy
19:58 - Satyre: I do have a habit that's kind've out of nowhere.
19:58 - Satyre: Constantly saying aye.*cough*thanks night*cough*
19:58 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: wow
19:58 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: right when i started
19:59 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: nobody else was
19:59 - Satyre: lol
19:59 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: where'd y'all go
19:59 - Satyre: Let's all
19:59 - Altruist: wat
19:59 - Satyre: Spam irritating audio.
19:59 - Nightbringer: so he sounds like those little kids
19:59 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: no mic though
19:59 - Satyre: I'm going to find something.
19:59 - Satyre: Sherley temple maybe?
19:59 - Satyre: *Shirley
19:59 - Satyre: Yes
20:00 - Satyre: The commercial is annoying enough.
20:00 - Altruist: get a mic doni
20:00 - Nightbringer: can we hear u
20:00 - Nightbringer: if u cvoice chat
20:00 - Altruist: yes if you start voice chat
20:00 - Altruist: i dont think you need a mic to start it
20:01 - Nightbringer: oh
20:02 - Altruist: can you start it?
20:02 - Nightbringer: did i?
20:02 - Altruist: yes
20:02 - Nightbringer: satyre ended his
20:02 - Nightbringer: lol
20:02 - Nightbringer: speak alt
20:03 - Altruist: ill speak soon
20:03 - Nightbringer: dsdsaa
20:03 - Nightbringer: i have to go soon doe
20:03 - Altruist: when
20:03 - Nightbringer: like 5 min
20:03 - Nightbringer: mins
20:03 - Altruist: wtf why
20:04 - Nightbringer: cuz i dooo
20:04 - Altruist: when will you be back
20:04 - Nightbringer: ill be on mobile but thas it
20:04 - Altruist: wtf why wont you be on
20:04 - Nightbringer: not at home
20:05 - Altruist: when will you back home
20:05 - Nightbringer: like in 3 hours
20:06 - Nightbringer: wtf happened to sat
20:06 - Altruist: will you be on your comp then?
20:06 - Nightbringer: y do u want me to be on comp
20:06 - Satyre: Sorry bout that had to do something
20:06 - Satyre: I also grabbed the most annoying thing I could while up there.
20:06 - Satyre: Aside from my brother.
20:07 - Nightbringer: i heard sht on the mic
20:07 - Nightbringer: lol
20:07 - Nightbringer: gimme dat voice
20:07 - Nightbringer: no typing pls
20:07 - Satyre: /nerdboxspam
20:07 - Satyre: /nerdboxspam
20:07 - Satyre: /nerdboxspam
20:07 - Nightbringer: wtf
20:07 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: gay
20:07 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: i hear fapping
20:07 - Nightbringer: wtf is this stuff
20:08 - Satyre: wtf
20:08 - Nightbringer: rofl
20:08 - Satyre: Nerds
20:08 - Altruist: wtf sat
20:08 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: oh
20:08 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: he's shaking a box of pop-rocks
20:09 - Satyre: NO NERds!
20:09 - Nightbringer: sat
20:09 - Nightbringer: wtf
20:09 - Satyre: What
20:09 - Nightbringer: was that
20:09 - Nightbringer: sound
20:09 - Satyre: A box
20:09 - Satyre: of nerds.
20:09 - Nightbringer: oh
20:10 - Nightbringer: wtf
20:10 - Nightbringer: u gais aint tlakin
20:11 - Nightbringer: did you voice chat just to do this weird stuff
20:12 - Satyre: <a:http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/titty-sprinkles.jpg
20:12 - Satyre: Would
20:12 - Satyre: You prefer something like that?
20:12 - Nightbringer: forget this
20:12 - Altruist: lmfao
20:12 - Satyre: lol
20:13 - Nightbringer: you cigarettes dont do sht lol
20:14 - Nightbringer: osht
20:14 - Nightbringer: thats alt
20:14 - Nightbringer: is it?
20:14 - Nightbringer: forget
20:14 - Satyre: No.
20:14 - Satyre: Alt is lower.
20:14 - Nightbringer: thats u
20:14 - Nightbringer: ??
20:14 - Nightbringer: i heard
20:14 - Nightbringer: "aye do you have down syndrome"
20:14 - Nightbringer: lol
20:14 - Nightbringer: is that what u said
20:14 - Satyre: No
20:15 - Satyre: "I do too have bowel mo-wait a minute
20:15 - Satyre: stfu
20:15 - Nightbringer: say Aye lol
20:15 - Nightbringer: Ghetto
20:15 - Nightbringer: did u say ghetto
20:15 - Altruist: stupid dumbass rere
20:16 - Satyre: My voice isn't that unclear.
20:16 - Nightbringer: forget tell me what ur gon say
20:16 - Nightbringer: then
20:16 - Satyre: I realize I speak softly but not like that.
20:16 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: i don't even hear anything
20:17 - Nightbringer: forget
20:17 - Satyre: He must never know what I'm going to say.
20:17 - Nightbringer: i wanted to hear yo voice
20:17 - Nightbringer: g2g now
20:17 - Satyre: There's naught to here.
20:17 - Satyre: Aight.
20:17 - Altruist: no stay
20:17 - Satyre: I shall say one word.
20:17 - Nightbringer: sry
20:17 - Satyre: That is not vulgar.
20:17 - Satyre: YOur choice.
20:17 - Nightbringer: "Aye"
20:17 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: NO
20:17 - Nightbringer: rofl
20:17 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: supercalifragalisticexpialado cious
20:18 - Nightbringer: hig hpitch
20:18 - Satyre: forget no.
20:18 - Nightbringer: baiii now
20:18 - Nightbringer left chat.
20:18 - Altruist: that sucked
20:18 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: lol
20:18 - Satyre: Yes it did.
20:19 - Altruist: doni did chris die
20:19 - Satyre: What's funnyyyy and kinda ironic
20:20 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: what
20:20 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: chriz was last on last weekend
20:21 - Satyre: I will say my voice is high because I'm not used to speaking here.  I'm an anxious forget in general.
20:21 - Satyre: That.
20:21 - Satyre: Is my excuse.
20:21 - Altruist: you get over it in 2 sessions
20:21 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: lol
20:21 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: my voice is low when i'm nervous
20:21 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: because when i'm nervous i get annoyed
20:21 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: and when i'm annoyed i get pissed off
20:22 - Altruist: what are you watching
20:22 - Satyre: When I'm pissed off or annoyed it's entirely the opposite.
20:23 - Satyre: Oh this picks up the headphones too
20:23 - Satyre: lol
20:23 - Satyre: http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/titty-sprinkles.jpg
20:23 - Satyre: Woop
20:23 - Satyre: Wrong thing
20:23 - Satyre: http://youtu.be/klKrOYnxTeY
20:23 - Satyre: I randomly clicked it.
20:24 - Altruist: doni will you get a new mic
20:24 - Satyre: In which case...
20:24 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: ehhh not sure
20:24 - Satyre: No, not high pitched enough....
20:26 - Altruist: planet fitness is such a stuffty place to wrokout
20:26 - Satyre: Maybe
20:26 - Satyre: Maybe I should turn this off....
20:26 - Satyre: Yeah....
20:28 - Satyre: Welll
20:28 - Altruist: you dont want to use mic?
20:28 - Satyre: No
20:28 - Satyre: The video I had on
20:29 - Satyre: W
20:29 - Satyre: Is that a no then?
20:45 - Satyre: Silly doggy....trash cans are for garbage trucks.
20:56 - Altruist: what are you doing sat
20:56 - Satyre: Forums
20:56 - Satyre: Oh the cats meowing in the background?
20:56 - Satyre: I think she was grooming them.
20:57 - Altruist: iorick
21:06 - Satyre: What're you watching?
21:06 - Satyre: OOOOh
21:06 - Satyre: I remember that..
21:06 - Satyre: Good times....
21:07 - Altruist: loving hotkeys and stuff
21:14 - Satyre: <a:http://youtu.be/in6RZzdGki8 That what you were talking about or???
21:14 - Satyre: Ugh habits
21:14 - Altruist: no i was watching avgn
21:15 - Satyre: Oh.
21:19 - ElitesFTW entered chat.
21:20 - ElitesFTW: Hi
21:20 - Altruist: elites do you have a mic
21:20 - ElitesFTW: Yeah why?
21:20 - Altruist: turn it on
21:20 - Altruist: we all got mic chat
21:22 - ElitesFTW: Hold on\
21:25 - ElitesFTW: Well would a mic on a computer work, thats built in?
21:25 - Altruist: yes
21:25 - Altruist: just click start voice chat
21:25 - Altruist: in the litle drop menu
21:27 - Altruist: i remember my first surgery
21:27 - Altruist: the last thing i heard before i was knocked out was the surgeon talking to one of the doctors
21:28 - Altruist: he said
21:28 - Altruist: "remember, its just a learning curve"
21:28 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: LOL
21:29 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: i've never had surgery
21:29 - Satyre: That sounds
21:29 - Satyre: lol
21:29 - Altruist: elites when are you going to turn on your mic
21:30 - Satyre: What were you going under for?
21:30 - Altruist: it was a joke
21:30 - Altruist: i've never had to have surgery
21:30 - Satyre: I suppose
21:31 - Satyre: That'd make more sense.
21:33 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: she had excuses, and she chose to use them;
21:33 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: she was a victim of unspeakable abuses
21:33 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: her husband was violent, malicious, and distant
21:33 - Iohannes Prochytaeus Ahenobarbus: her kids now belong to the state of massachusetts