Author Topic: Farting (Read 1337 times)

Visage · April 01, 2013, 11:03:36 PM

I went through a phase in 7th and 8th grade where I would fart loudly nonstop all day purposely even in class and not care what others thought I thought it was hilarious. Ironically 2 really hot chicks started liking me for some reason maybe because I was rebellious and didn't care what people thought.

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dotdot: reloaded · April 01, 2013, 11:05:34 PM

Quote from: Visage on April 01, 2013, 11:03:36 PM

I went through a phase in 7th and 8th grade where I would fart loudly nonstop all day purposely even in class and not care what others thought I thought it was hilarious. Ironically 2 really hot chicks started liking me for some reason maybe because I was rebellious and didn't care what people thought.

What about in the lower grades? I think you'll need to lessen the age in your anecdote to be more relevant to this thread.

ResonKinetic · April 02, 2013, 12:06:41 AM

Quote from: Visage on April 01, 2013, 11:03:36 PM

I went through a phase in 7th and 8th grade where I would fart loudly nonstop all day purposely even in class and not care what others thought I thought it was hilarious. Ironically 2 really hot chicks started liking me for some reason maybe because I was rebellious and didn't care what people thought.

So the moral is, flatulence will get you the chicks.

Right...

Unwritten Calender · April 02, 2013, 12:08:33 AM

farting feels good :)

AdinX · April 02, 2013, 12:13:41 AM

Farting out of necessity is one thing, the way OP says it and based off of everything OP has ever posted...

How I imagine OP:

Seriously, your not funny for wanting to fart, it's an starfish move to intentionally fart around others. I would know in a heartbeat that you did it, and I would tear you a new one after class. Seriously, what the forget.