We devise the grandest story ever.

[Decepticon]

However, while flying, you notice that the hospital seems to be floating for some weird reason, and when you look behind at the big black box, it's really one of the gigantic towers that have thousands of bad guys in, and if destroyed they will kill anybody on the streets. Then look back at the hospital, and wonder.. Since you have these powers and can do what you want, burn down the hospital.

[Ad Bot]

[ResonKinetic]

However, while flying, you notice that the hospital seems to be floating for some weird reason, and when you look behind at the big black box, it's really one of the gigantic towers that have thousands of bad guys in, and if destroyed they will kill anybody on the streets. Then look back at the hospital, and wonder.. Since you have these powers and can do what you want, burn down the hospital.

Wait what? That doesn't follow the current story at all. He's not flying. He's being pushed from the planet.

And he doesn't have any powers. Yet.

Anyway.



Before he can reach the Sky-Hospital, he remembers that everything is being pushed away from the Earth and is now in a state of panic, for fear of asphyxiation by the cold depths of space.

[Legodude77]

Commence Anti-re-orbit around the planet.

[Night Fox]

the cold depths of space.

actually, space is only cold if the sun isn't out
it's like a much more extreme desert

[Menen]

Remember that you do not need to breath air. You can survive in the vacuum of space without a space suit.

So lets go to Mars

[ResonKinetic]

actually, space is only cold if the sun isn't out
it's like a much more extreme desert

Let's assume he's floating away from the sun.

Remember that you do not need to breath air. You can survive in the vacuum of space without a space suit.

So lets go to Mars

How are we gonna get to Mars?

[Legodude77]

Let's assume he's floating away from the sun.

How are we gonna get to Mars?

orbit around the planet, using it to slingshot yourself to mars.

[ResonKinetic]

orbit around the planet, using it to slingshot yourself to mars.

I'll see what I can do then...

[Setro]

Let's assume he's floating away from the sun.

How are we gonna get to Mars?

Air-swim to it.

[Menen]

How are we gonna get to Mars?

Use our newly gained power ENERGY PUSH

[ResonKinetic]

Air-swim to it.

There's no air in space.

And even if there was, you couldn't make yourself move anywhere by swimming in the air.

But anyway...



Using sheer force of will, John managed to orbit the Faux Earth and coast towards Mars!

John learned how to force physical objects to move.

[Menen]

Why didn't we move?

[ResonKinetic]

Why didn't we move?

Takes a while for the images to update.

[Legodude77]

Ponder about space, gaining XP in smarts.

[Menen]

Grab a Space Satellite on your way there. Call him Wilson 2.0