We devise the grandest story ever.

[ResonKinetic]

Ponder about space, gaining XP in smarts.

John can only hold his breath for so long.

[Ad Bot]

[Tomcat]

John can only hold his breath for so long.

Find an abandoned spacecraft by smashing into it.

[Menen]

Conjure space suit

[ResonKinetic]

On his way to Mars, he discovers a space satellite. John makes the decision to befriend it and name it "Wilson 2.0"

(FYI, that purple stuff is his telekinetic whateverness)

[Nonnel]

ride the demon behemoth man lover satellite

[Linkusofepica]

The space satellite is wearing a suit. He steals it and becomes Namkcits

[ResonKinetic]

The space satellite is wearing a suit. He steals it and becomes Namkcits

ride the demon behemoth man lover satellite

Find an abandoned spacecraft by smashing into it.

Conjure space suit

Although he wished the space satellite was wearing a space suit, it was not.

He hopped upon the satellite and pushed it towards Mars.



However, an abandoned spacecraft suddenly knocked into him, and he lost his grip on Wilson 2.0.

Running desperately low on oxygen, he escaped into the ship through the hull door, forgetting of his found-now-lost friend.

[ResonKinetic]

Now inside the spacecraft, John begins determinately searching for a space suit so he can continue his Journey to Mars.

Taking a break.

[Linkusofepica]

John discovers a little green man in a space suit.

[Legodude77]

John realizes his legs are WAY too long for his body.

[Shell]

John is Shaq

[Xolerate²]

He finds this on Mars the ship, and a lot on mars

[Swampivorous]

he finds the evil smasher, but randy pitchford fixes it before he can buff it into infinity.

[Gojira]

John discovers a little green man in a space suit.

And then smashes the facehuggers with his force of will ability.

[ResonKinetic]

While searching the ship, John discovers a little green man in a space suit.



However, the spaceman was clearly suffering, and John, feeling pity for the creature, passively killed it.

And by passively, I mean he slammed the green bastard into the wall, causing major head trauma.