User: It means that no matter what, my opinion will always change.
Cleverbot: Certainly not.
User: Why certainly yes.
Cleverbot: Because we can't be sure.
User: Can't be sure of what, exactly?
Cleverbot: You have a boyfriend, right?
User: Nah, I'm male.
Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.
User: Oh, I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Gee, that's new.
Cleverbot: I do that all the time.
User: You change genders? Cool.
Cleverbot: I did not! I was born a girl!!!
User: Ah, sorry.
Cleverbot: That's ok, my hair is short, you can't tell really.
I'm writing in a special way to "reprogram" Cleverbot.
