The spiders are organized!

[Thé Lord Tony]

I once saw a tan-ish spider on my wall. I smack it with a shoe, IT LIVED and it got away with a missing leg. The next day I see the same tan-ish looking spider crawling on the wall. So as I am about to kill this spider I look behind me and notice another tan-ish looking spider with 7 legs crawling towards my foot from behind. The two loving spiders were planning revenge! One distracts me while the other comes in for the kill.

Long story short. They both died from a hammer and the upside down freeze blast of a computer dust spray can.

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[ResonKinetic]

Long story short. They both died from a hammer and the upside down freeze blast of a computer dust spray can.

I love short stories. They explain everything.

[Thé Lord Tony]

I love short stories. They explain everything.

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Luckily here in Seattle we don't get big spiders. Hate those things :(

[Cuddles le Bear]

Long story short. They both died from a hammer and the upside down freeze blast of a computer dust spray can.

Why do you hate Spiders?
What did they ever do to you?!
They probably just wanted to settle there!

Luckily here in Seattle we don't get big spiders. Hate those things :(

Flick a brick.
(Sorry, Didn't mean it. Don't get offended or mad)

[Thé Lord Tony]

Luckily here in Seattle we don't get big spiders. Hate those things :(

They are the size of a nickel.

[ResonKinetic]

Sleep with your arsenal at night. A flashlight would be handy too.

Don't want any undesired visitors.

[Redconer]

Dear god, it's like north Korea's allies were injured and the next day north Korea and their allies came back like reinforcements

[Thé Lord Tony]

The moral of the story is if you attempt to kill a spider make sure it doesn't get away to tell the tale.

[Decepticon]

Just hope you didn't just declare war on social/colony spiders if they have a nest near your house.

[ResonKinetic]

Just hope you didn't just declare war on social/colony spiders if they have a nest near your house.

Let the games begin...

[Thé Lord Tony]

Just hope you didn't just declare war on social/colony spiders if they have a nest near your house.

They usually live with a giant spider. So it's one big spider with hundreds of tiny spiders.

[ResonKinetic]

Freeze the colony, then smash each spider with your hammer.

[Zeblote]

Just hope you didn't just declare war on social/colony spiders if they have a nest near your house.

*aims flamethrower

[ResonKinetic]

*aims flamethrower

Nah. Fire will just piss them off.