Sunny-D hates me.

[ResonKinetic]

Swallow all of your saliva and let your tongue hang out with your mouth ajar.

[Ad Bot]

[Cuddles le Bear]

Swallow all of your saliva and let your tongue hang out with your mouth ajar.

Okay, really?

[Nonnel]

milk is acidic though :0

[ResonKinetic]

Okay, really?

Yes. Stand beneath a source of airflow, like a fan or near an open window. You need a breeze, or cold air.

While this raises your chances for infection, it deals with the pain quite nicely.

[Linkusofepica]

Swallow all of your saliva and let your tongue hang out with your mouth ajar.

that last part sounds like a good creepypasta I read a while back. I think it was funnymouth or something like that.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Maybe I should drink Lemonade?
I'll try it now!
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[ResonKinetic]

that last part sounds like a good creepypasta I read a while back. I think it was funnymouth or something like that.

Really? I'll have to read that. I love a good creepypasta.

milk is acidic though :0

I'm no nutritionist, but I'm pretty sure that milk has a different kind of acidity.

[ResonKinetic]

Maybe I should drink Lemonade?
I'll try it now!
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Oh, we're gonna talk like on image boards now? Okay.

OP confirmed for handicap.

Lemonade is the worst possible idea you could ever conceive.

EDIT: Oh great, not a double-post.

[Daswiruch]

Get some cotton and an aspirin.
Push down on the center where the pain is located after taking the aspirin.
You can also do this with your finger.
Adding extra pain to things that hurt usually help me, so I'm not so sure about you. :S

[Aces]

Rinse with WARM salt water

[Cuddles le Bear]

I'm no nutritionist, but I'm pretty sure that milk has a different kind of acidity.

No milk.
What would work? My own blood?

Get some cotton and an aspirin.
Push down on the center where the pain is located after taking the aspirin.
You can also do this with your finger.
Adding extra pain to things that hurt usually help me, so I'm not so sure about you. :S

Cotton freaks me out. I touch it and it's texture makes me jump.

Rinse with WARM salt water

I have no water.

[ResonKinetic]

What would work? My own blood?

Don't even go there.

[Daswiruch]

No milk.
What would work? My own blood?Cotton freaks me out. I touch it and it's texture makes me jump.I have no water.

then get some gauze or paper towel

EDIT: wait hold up...

I have no water.

Tap water, mang.

[Nonnel]

Do you live near a reservoir of any kind? A store?

[Mute]

I have no water.

You do realize that salt on your cut will hurt more than the sunny D right?