Just swallow the pill
I've done it before
Good idea.
Gather your saliva, Cuddles, then take the painkiller using your fluids like water.
Or you could use semen, if you're okay with that. Might be a bit thick, though.
And no, don't drink tap water. It may not be "dirty" but it contains, well.
It's hard to explain, but it's not good for your teeth.
Or your brain.