Author Topic: Sunny-D hates me.  (Read 2556 times)

Tap water that comes from wells generally contains bacteria. I mean like really harmful bacteria. Kids, stay away from tap water.

It's not the bacteria I'd be worried about. A good filter can get rid of unwanted, err, yuckiness.

But it can't get rid of the other thing.

That I happened to forget the name of.

stuff.


Fluoride?

Yes! Exactly! But it's a specific type...

Okay, I just had Tap-Water though.

No wonder you're so stupid.

No wonder you're so stupid.
Time to numb my mouth with Sunny-D.
I did it. I had the entire bottle of Sunny-D. My eyes are burning but it's not too bad.
My entire mouth has lost feeling. Now how do I bring back my sense of taste?

Yeah, no, I'd figure you'd say something like that anyway.

Maybe you're just sadistic.

Maybe you could have more pineapple
except cut off the spikes like most people do

You do realize that salt on your cut will hurt more than the sunny D right?
...It's absolutely painless?

Wait a minute, no.

That's not right.

A twenty-three year old man wouldn't have the audacity to just do something like this.

Wait a minute, no.

That's not right.

A twenty-three year old man wouldn't have the audacity to just do something like this.
What do you mean? I am mental and ignorant, I'll admit that.

...It's absolutely painless?
Ive never heard of putting any kind of salt on a cut anywhere being a good idea.


Ive never heard of putting any kind of salt on a cut anywhere being a good idea.
I've done it plenty of times and felt no pain whatsoever.

Ive never heard of putting any kind of salt on a cut anywhere being a good idea.

Dissolved Epsom Salt in heated water is good for some injuries.

What do you mean? I am mental and ignorant, I'll admit that.
Why are you so self-degrading?

Why are you so self-degrading?

It's an interesting tactic.

If he puts the blame on himself, people will find something else to worry about.