Make the most offensive joke possible

[Wheatley]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Haha, I've never heard that one before

[Ad Bot]

[Igloos]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?  A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why do black people play basketball? They can run, shoot, and steal

The 3rd one is the best I've heard in awhile.

[D3ATH LORD]

Whats faster than a monday with your TV?
His brother with the VCR.

[Cool Boi]

They should've called it Hurricane Ahmed instead of Sandy.
Muslims already love destroying NYC.

[Nonnel]

[Snuffers!]

forget you and your house

[Nonnel]

forget you and your house

[Clone v.117]

Why was Thomas a cripple?
Because he was a friend.

[Nexus]

But she didn't survive...

[Nonnel]

But she didn't survive...

neither did ned

[Executive]

you suck :D im bad at jokes

[Swollow]

They say that right before you die your life flashes before your eyes.

Steve Jobs did not experience this, Apple doesn't support Flash.

that was actually really good

[TeeOS]

I wouldn't dare make a 9/11 joke, it's just plane wrong.

[Axolotl2]

What do you call a Mexican who drives a supercar?



A driver. (implying that the Mexican doesn't own it)

[Bahamut]

how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb????

none they just beat the room for being black

heh

How did the little boy lose his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What did the child with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.