Author Topic: Make the most offensive joke possible  (Read 9430 times)

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Everyone here keeps making holocaust jokes, anne frankly, I'm sick of it.

Everyone here keeps making holocaust jokes, anne frankly, I'm sick of it.
I think you need to take a shower and concentrate.

These are making me fuhrerious.

jew guys take cheap shots

These are making me fuhrerious.
What was that? I can't heer you reich.

They say that right before you die your life flashes before your eyes.

Steve Jobs did not experience this, Apple doesn't support Flash.
What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?  A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why do black people play basketball? They can run, shoot, and steal
how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb????
none they just beat the room for being black
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby in a plastic bag.
Everyone here keeps making holocaust jokes, anne frankly, I'm sick of it.

^as horrible as they are, these are the best (which sounds very strange but w/e)

^as horrible as they are, these are the best (which sounds very strange but w/e)
I'm surprised that people haven't heard the Steve Jobs one; most of my friends have heard it.

I'm surprised that people haven't heard the Steve Jobs one; most of my friends have heard it.
Helen Keller hasn't

Helen Keller hasn't
I don't think she would see what you did there.

« Last Edit: April 07, 2013, 09:59:30 PM by DrenDran »




Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

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