There is a quote from a great man, "bitches be cray". Take that to heart son, because stuffs about to get heavy. A lot of dudes out there are trying to "respect" women or some mumbo jumbo like that stuff. Hell no, that's why I'm here to straighten you sad SOBs out with the bitches test.
Question 1:
Your bitch asks if you love her.
A. "yea"
B. "Baby we are meant to be together, I love you with all my heart..."blabla get some litterbox for that pusillanimous individual
C. "bitch what kind of question is that"
D."im busy ask me later hoe"
If you answered B, you fail, get the hell out son, your done.
Question 2:
Your bitch says "Why were you checking that other girl out?"
A. "What? No honey, I would never, I just thought I recognized her"
B."Why would I do that? You're all I need"
C."She works at my office dear, I was just trying to say hello"
D."bitch shut the forget up, maybe if you laid off the loving cake and doritos I wouldn't have to check out that fine pair of yoga pants cheeks"
D is the right answer, get real.
Question 3:
Your bitch asks why you have nudes of her freind on her phone.
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"it ain't gonna suck itself hoe" is the only right answer.
Now that you are an expert, go out and treat your girl the right way, the man way.
