This is a true story
A few weeks ago when I was at the shirt store to buy a new shirt. I found a Black one. It was plain, so I purchased it and there was another person next to me buying a black shirt too. When I got my shirt, I carried it out of the store - only to have a guy run up to me and offer me MLP Stuffed Animals from Build-A-Bear. I replied; "Sir, Thank you for the offer, but I wouldn't buy that stuff."
He replies; "The shirt you have in your hand says otherwise."
I turn it around and notice there is a Blue pony on my shirt. I run back into the store and say "I got the wrong shirt!"
The man sighs and says "What do you mean?"
I turn around the shirt. The man says "We must've given you the wrong shirt. The ACTUAL Black Shirts don't come in until next month!"
"Can I get a refund?" I ask.
The man says "My boss doesn't approve of them. Sorry."
So I just wasted thirty dollars to get a Plain Black T-Shirt only to get the wrong shirt and get no refund.
I walk home and then my friend, Alex asks me "Uhh... you forgot to get the groceries. It's your week."
I groan and show him the shirt I accidentally bought.
"WHOA!" John says. "Trifornt's gone brony!"
"What?! No!" I say. "It was an accidental purchase!"
"Dude, no need denying it! You totally went brony!" Alex yells.
They pick on me about the shirt for four long hours until they laugh themselves to sleep.
Four hours of being driven mad, and people who won't listen to me!
"Oh great, it's 10:00 PM" I mumble.
I fell asleep at 5:00 AM. Thirty minutes later my Alarm clock rings. I wake up only to see Alex and John hovering over me. They say "Time to go to the store! You didn't do it yesterday so you have to do it EXTREMELY EARLY now!"
I hate the rule I made up.
Got no sleep. Worst day of my life.