Body conditions

[Wynd_Fox]

Yeah, I got that. :v
My response wouldn't have made any sense if you weren't.

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[Night Fox]

Wouldn't that mean your vision is fine?

no
nearsighted is when the lens in your eyeball can't flatten enough to focus on distant objects
farsighted is when it can't get thick enough for close ones
so you could have both, I guess, especially if it was one disorder in one eye and the other in the other
dunno how you'd correct it though, if it was both in each eye, unless you had two pairs of glasses or something

but judging by his response to you, it's one per eye, which is really easy to fix with glasses or contacts

[Acerblock]

Yeah, I got that. :v
My response wouldn't have made any sense if you weren't.

Oh. Ok then.

[Tyler66]

Doesn't exist

Fine. If you want to be fancy;
"Hypermobility"

[Plexious]

Whenever I get stabbed, I bleed.

It's really annoying.

[HellHound]

If it was in one eye, you could probably sandwich two lenses inbetween a prism to scatter them into a coherent position. I'm sure it'd still be blurry as forget though.

[Acerblock]

Whenever I get shot, I faint.

loving dammit.

[Alyx Vance]

Doesn't exist

It was in quotes because thats just what its called. We all know its just flexible joints.
I am "double jointed" in the fingers. Freaks people out.

[Night Fox]

If it was in one eye, you could probably sandwich two lenses inbetween a prism to scatter them into a coherent position. I'm sure it'd still be blurry as forget though.

um... no. and even if that would work (it wouldn't), and it was blurry, that would completely defeat the purpose of having glasses in the first place

[Tetris]

sometimes my snake fills with blood

its really weird my friends say im an alien

[Jake White]

I've got Keratosis Pilaris, which is pretty common and has like 0 side effects so it's not really an issue.


Oddly enough, though, I have some weird nervous system condition that swaps impulses, making me feel things in the wrong place. If you touch the inside of my elbow, I feel it in my abductor. It's pretty weird.

also jesus forget you guys
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[HellHound]

Whenever I get shot in the sternum my ribcage explodes and I drown in my own blood because the bullet punctured my lung. I'd also be paralyzed if it hit me in the spinal cord inbetween the vertebrae. Damn bullets.

[Wynd_Fox]

no
nearsighted is when the lens in your eyeball can't flatten enough to focus on distant objects
farsighted is when it can't get thick enough for close ones
so you could have both, I guess, especially if it was one disorder in one eye and the other in the other
dunno how you'd correct it though, if it was both in each eye, unless you had two pairs of glasses or something

but judging by his response to you, it's one per eye, which is really easy to fix with glasses or contacts

Yeah, I know, I was being annoying about the terms not really making sense in that situation.

Whenever I get shot, I faint.

loving dammit.

You mean, like, medicine, right?

[Jay the Cartoonist]

I also am nearsighted and farsighted.

By this do you mean that one eye is nearsighted while the other is farsighted?  Otherwise I am confused

[Nonnel]

I can crack my fingers real loud
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holy stuff