Author Topic: The most hilarious dream I eve had in my life  (Read 784 times)

So I went to asleep and in my dream, I was looking at the moon (which had my face) and I was like "bet you cant punch my in my sleep" and it was like "you're on"

Then I woke up and flinched or jerked


Then I laughed

i had a dream that i was working in some loving weird ass tea shop and i had to stand on a swing-like thing and get teabags and make tea or something but then it changed to like, colors and i could make different colored tea idfk

i had this weird dream about fairy land, where i was falling down the building scene remem, and yosher somehow came out of nowhere and saved me. he carried me up to a building. i said "thanks", and then for no reason he just punched me in the gut and killed me :C

and when i woke up i found out with was 5:59, 1 more minute until I woke up :c

Once I was having trouble sleeping and it was like 1 am. I finally got sleep. In the morning after I woke up someone randomly said "wouldn't it be funny if this was a dream?"

I woke up

It was still 1 am

Once I was having trouble sleeping and it was like 1 am. I finally got sleep. In the morning after I woke up someone randomly said "wouldn't it be funny if this was a dream?"

I woke up

It was still 1 am
False awakenings are fun c:

Also your description made me lol

So I have this small raccoon plushy keychain clipped onto the back of my backpack.

So my dream consisted of Minneapolis being attacked by giant raccoons. And then the next day (still in the dream and the same night) I'm going to my school in Minneapolis and everyone sees the plushy keychain and gets pissed at me for wearing it after the raccoons attacked.

Last night I had a dream my area was under a tornado warning and it was night.
not fun.

In a dream I was all like "I'm Superman." Then when I tried to fly over our stairway, I ended up falling, and for some random reason, there was a trapdoor that opened at the bottom to a pitch black place where I practically broke all my bones.

I was a superhuman kind of guy with odd gadgets in my body. Some kid stole something from my mother and I recorded it using some camera that goes over my eye. I follow him to the place he sold it at and argue with the person there, threatening legal action. At some point in time, the area changed, and apparently I was talking to a detective the whole time and not arguing with him. I am told to get more info on this criminal so I go. I see the kid, he has white clothes that he can form bandages out of (what the forget kind of power is that?) and I notice a symbol on the back of his coat. I go back (?) to the bar (??) where there are two other people with superpowers and the detective, and some other nameless people in the background. I notice these two guys also have the symbol on their clothing. I look at my hand and notice that my glove and mutated hand also have the same shape, but more scary and detailed looking. The kid with the bandage powers (luls) comes in to attack the other two guys and I start beating the stuff out of him, my hand becoming more demonic looking with every swing. Then I woke up.

I think it's been a long time since I've ever hit something in my dreams.

False awakenings are fun c:

Also your description made me lol
Not when you dream about going to school just to wake up to a loud alarm as you enter.

Not when you dream about going to school just to wake up to a loud alarm as you enter.
Or when you go to sleep during a 'realistic'-looking zombie apocalypse dream then wake up IRL, in the same bed, thinking there's still zombies.

Or when you go to sleep during a 'realistic'-looking zombie apocalypse dream then wake up IRL, in the same bed, thinking there's still zombies.
I hate it when that happens.

i had a dream that i was working in some loving weird ass tea shop and i had to stand on a swing-like thing and get teabags and make tea or something but then it changed to like, colors and i could make different colored tea idfk
That sounds so amazing can we trade brains

I was a superhuman kind of guy with odd gadgets in my body. Some kid stole something from my mother and I recorded it using some camera that goes over my eye. I follow him to the place he sold it at and argue with the person there, threatening legal action. At some point in time, the area changed, and apparently I was talking to a detective the whole time and not arguing with him. I am told to get more info on this criminal so I go. I see the kid, he has white clothes that he can form bandages out of (what the forget kind of power is that?) and I notice a symbol on the back of his coat. I go back (?) to the bar (??) where there are two other people with superpowers and the detective, and some other nameless people in the background. I notice these two guys also have the symbol on their clothing. I look at my hand and notice that my glove and mutated hand also have the same shape, but more scary and detailed looking. The kid with the bandage powers (luls) comes in to attack the other two guys and I start beating the stuff out of him, my hand becoming more demonic looking with every swing. Then I woke up.

I think it's been a long time since I've ever hit something in my dreams.
that's a better concept for a story than just about anything I've thought of.
:c

Once I was having trouble sleeping and it was like 1 am. I finally got sleep. In the morning after I woke up someone randomly said "wouldn't it be funny if this was a dream?"

I woke up

It was still 1 am
I would rage if this happened to me
like

"SDUIFHSDIOGBNS I NEED SLEEEEP"