THE LIFE OF DONTGOIN : ALIVE?!

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HILLY AREA.
YOU STREAK FOR SOME REASON.
YOU SEE A SIGN AND A CAVE ENTERANCE

WHAT DO
OH YOU ALSO DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.
WHATS YOUR NAME

[Ad Bot]

[Crispy_]

eat sign

your name is "Dontgo In"

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

eat sign

your name is "Dontgo In"

YOU DO THAT AND YOUR NAME IS NOW DONTGO IN


NOW WHAT

[Crispy_]

go in

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

go in

YOU GO IN

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A DIFFERENT GAME OR SOMETHING
YOU SEE TWO MOTHER loving SLIMES
PS : IT SEEMS LIKE IT TURNED INTO A DUNGEON NOT A CAVE

[Wheatley]

Investigate slime piles for signs of life
Pull out flashlight and turn it on

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Investigate slime piles for signs of life
Pull out flashlight and turn it on

You scurvy around your ass and find a flashlight within.
You walk up closer

THE SLIMES DUPLICATED THEMSELFS,
A SLIME HITS YOU FOR 5 DAMAGE!

DONTGO IN STATS

Health : 95
Mana : ???

Slime 1 Health : 5
Slime 2 Health : 5
Slime 3 Health : 5
Slime 4 Health : 5

[Wheatley]

Take a chunk of the slimy biomass and rub it in your wounds, hoping that the slimes are made out of healing salves and not liquid HIV.
Proceed to kick remaining slimes in the genitalia

[Crispy_]

>slimeremoveALL;

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Take a chunk of the slimy biomass and rub it in your wounds, hoping that the slimes are made out of healing salves and not liquid HIV.
Proceed to kick remaining slimes in the genitalia

The slime biomass doesn't work and gets you all sticky now.
You kick the slime and apparently it had dynamite in it so it exploded into a huge loving slimy explosion, it even makes some slimy walls.
Also you got hurt.

Health : 60

Edit :

>slimeremoveALL;

You haven't unlocked the debug spell yet.

[Conan]

shine light farther into darkness and check out red corpse/thing?

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

shine light farther into darkness and check out red corpse/thing?

You forgot to say that your flashlight exploded because you putted in the batteries wrong.
You have night vision anyways.

You check out the corpse, and poke him.
Hes dead.
You loot what you can from him, you find a wooden sword!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRr9NG7RE0

[Crispy_]

proceed out the plus!

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

proceed out the plus!

YOU DO THAT
PS : ITS A DOOR
YOU SEE A RIVER FULL OF BIG MEAN SHARKS, WITH NO WAY ACROSS, HOW WILL YOU GET ACROSS?

[Crispy_]

be across!