Your Life Stories (The UBER Green Texting Thread)

[Kochieboy]

Post your life stories that are your favorite/embarassing/silly.

I'll start...

> Be me
> Be 15
> Playing TF2 on a Boss server
> Kid begin hating me for my likes
> I'm next up as boss
> I clean the floor with him
> Kid begins raging even more
> Keep my cool
> Kid trys to break me
> Doesn't work
> I tell him to give up
> He's starting to throw every single word in the dictionary at me
> I'm boss again
> I don't attack anyone except for him
> Everyone else begins to laugh
> Kid at turbo rage mode
> We all taunt him with micspam
> Disconnects because of a buffer overflow
> MFW I'm beta as forget, have a terrible temper, and I still pissed off a kid and kept my cool
>

[Ad Bot]

[CharlesSpeaking]

it feels so much like admittance to trolling

idk

[Kochieboy]

it feels so much like admittance to trolling

idk

Kid was trying to troll me, I kept my cool witch in return made him rage.

[Nonnel]

ganging up on someone and taunting them with micspam doesn't sound like keeping your cool and not trolling

[Kochieboy]

ganging up on someone and taunting them with micspam doesn't sound like keeping your cool and not trolling

*shrug* I just thought it was funny the way he tried to mock me and utterly failed. Is that too much to talk about?

[Jairo]

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Friend farts in class
Teacher walks past
He gets detention


Ahhh 4th grade...

[Kochieboy]

-snip-

>Spaghetti

Oh op...

[Dracpot]

>go out on a night with friends
>buy dry ice
>start making dry ice bombs
>throwing them around
>cool stuff
>make a 2-liter bomb
>isn't blowing up
>be big baller
>grab BB gun
>shoot it point blank
>it explodes
>rush of cold air
>felt amazing

later

>go to a party
>it's in a church because it's some church girl's party
>bring dry ice bombs
>setting them off in church's gym
>it's cool
>another 2-liter refuses to go off
>nobody wants to go near it
>it's under a table
>be big baller again
>grab basketball
>sit on top of table
>throw it down towards the bomb as hard as i can
>it explodes
>table goes up a few feet in the air
>i shake it off
>bitches on my richard
>but they were church bitches so no pusillanimous individual

[Kochieboy]

>Be me
>Be about 7
>Going to church
>Youth mass, so everything is happy and upbeat
>It's Lent so we don't say alleluia after saying thanks be to god at the end
>It's the end, we say it
>I shout ALLELUIA at the top of my lungs in happiness
>Awkward silence, everybody looks at me
>A bunch of people begin laughing, including my dad
>MFFW


Thanks you forgeters for ruining my childhood.

[Muslim]

> cousins birthday party
> be like 10-11
> its in a park
> there is a creek in the park
> get amazing idea
> jump in the creek
> probably has snakes in it
> be wet and gross for the rest of the party
> mfw

[Maxwell23461]

have a terrible temper

you're one of the nicest/calmest forumers I know

[Kochieboy]

you're one of the nicest/calmest forumers I know

Danke... :)

[hodototman]

>be 12
>be hanging out with friend at park
>"hey, wanna masturbate together"
>O_O
>"uhhhh, no thanks..."
>"dude i've done it with plenty of guys"
>O_O!!!
>"i think you're going home early"
>he goes home
>receive text
>"ok i guess we can do it later then"
>never text him again

[Alteration]

>Be me
>14
>Raised in a low-class family, not much money
>People pity me but I don't care for it
>Going to the store
>Attacked in an alley
>I grab the attacker's gun and shoot him
>I freak out
>"What have I done"
>I run home
>Tell my mom
>She cries
>I try to calm her down
>Doesn't work
>I can't face my fears
>I've got to go
>I tell my mom goodbye
>I run away
>Get depressed
>Sometimes I wish I wasn't born at all, but I don't want to die
>Can't hold a steady job
>Keep getting let go
>Nobody will take me
>I just have to keep going
>And go anywhere the wind blows...