Your Life Stories (The UBER Green Texting Thread)

[Tyler66]

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MAMAAA
OOOOOOOOH

[HellHound]

>casually walking around
>stubs toe SUPER HARD.
>screams in agony, whilst everybody calls me a "sissy"
I stubbed my toe hard okay.

[Night Fox]

>be 12
>be hanging out with friend at park
>"hey, wanna masturbate together"
>O_O
>"uhhhh, no thanks..."
>"dude i've done it with plenty of guys"
>O_O!!!
>"i think you're going home early"
>he goes home
>receive text
>"ok i guess we can do it later then"
>never text him again

wow, way to be a richard -_-

[Nonnel]

wow, way to be a richard -_-

UH

[Alteration]

wow, way to be a richard -_-

Wow, way to forget not everybody's a love-obsessed homoloveual

[Maxwell23461]

wow, way to be a richard -_-

yeah man you're way bater than this T_T

[Night Fox]

Wow, way to forget not everybody's a love-obsessed homoloveual

>implying I would actually consider it rude to not fap with a friend

[Anti-Block]

>be 12
>at friend's house
>friend is losing in Starfox Assaut
>grabs keys
>shoves them up his starfish
>turn to me with a terrible grimace as he is aware i will, at some point, have to handle those keys

i'm not friends with him anymore

[Swollow]

>be 12
>at friend's house
>friend is losing in Starfox Assaut
>grabs keys
>shoves them up his starfish
>turn to me with a terrible grimace as he is aware i will, at some point, have to handle those keys

i'm not friends with him anymore

wat.

[SlayerZ99]

>6 years old
>dad has motorcycle
>needs to sell for money
>puts for sale sign on it
>take for sale sign
>parade around with sign
>put sign back
>motorcyles tips over
>brake breaks off
>scared
>run to my room
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

[crunk.com]

>Be me
>14
>Raised in a low-class family, not much money
>People pity me but I don't care for it
>Going to the store
>Attacked in an alley
>I grab the attacker's gun and shoot him
>I freak out
>"What have I done"
>I run home
>Tell my mom
>She cries
>I try to calm her down
>Doesn't work
>I can't face my fears
>I've got to go
>I tell my mom goodbye
>I run away
>Get depressed
>Sometimes I wish I wasn't born at all, but I don't want to die
>Can't hold a steady job
>Keep getting let go
>Nobody will take me
>I just have to keep going
>And go anywhere the wind blows...

damn dude

[ResonKinetic]

>Be six.

>Think it's a cool idea to piss in my parents' closet.

>Do it.

>Grounded as forget.

[Nonnel]

>Be three
>Steal Mini M&M's from Wal-Mart
>Parents notice
>Feel bad
>Be forced to eat them
>Feel bad

[Mardalf]

Misread title as "Uber something Texas thread"