Author Topic: Hey Britain  (Read 3018 times)

Just got here from America, brought Budweiser, McDonalds, cowboy hats, rocket ships, guns, racism, and a 110% chance of FREEDOM. Where y'all at?
« Last Edit: April 17, 2013, 07:58:20 AM by Mounds Bar »

slap the queen and learn to spell Britain
« Last Edit: April 17, 2013, 07:58:08 AM by Kimono »


slap the queen and learn to spell Britain
Am I allowed to say that I may or may not want to kill the prime minister?

Ott: You people spell fiber and yogurt funny.

I'm so jealous.

I would love to live in Britain.

I'm so jealous.

I would love to live in Britain.
They have narrow streets and people that have miniture elevators to go under-ground. Either that or I was stoned as forget today.


Ott: You people spell fiber and yogurt funny.
You mean correctly?
Am I allowed to say that I may or may not want to kill the prime minister?
Yes, but it won't make you popular. Killing legally-elected political leaders is generally frowned upon.

Also, bear in mind that Britain doesn't legally have Freedom of Speech.
You're not like to be arrested for being insulting (although that is a thing, stupidly), but you don't have the right to say what you want. Threatening, Racism, loveism, Homophobism and other such things can get you arrested. Excessive swearing is also means for arrest as a "breach of the peace".
You won't be arrested for swearing, really, but if you're making a big scene and just shouting constant swear words, you may be.

Where are you staying, currently?

You mean correctly? The amount of lulz because I was kidding. (Also, only in England, broster)

Yes, but it won't make you popular. Killing legally-elected political leaders is generally frowned upon.

Also, bear in mind that Britain doesn't legally have Freedom of Speech.
You're not like to be arrested for being insulting (although that is a thing, stupidly), but you don't have the right to say what you want. Threatening, Racism, loveism, Homophobism and other such things can get you arrested. Excessive swearing is also means for arrest as a "breach of the peace".
You won't be arrested for swearing, really, but if you're making a big scene and just shouting constant swear words, you may be.

Where are you staying, currently?
In the states it's illegal to say you want to kill the president so just wondering. Excessive swearing, homophobic and loveist slurs is a major turn off of my richard, though. It makes me want to do it more.

Excessive swearing, homophobic and loveist slurs is a major turn off of my richard, though. It makes me want to do it more.
What a great guy.

Are you living there or just visiting? Where are you?

Are you living there or just visiting? Where are you?

Just visiting, I'm at the Crowne Plaza, London-St. James hotel. You?
« Last Edit: April 17, 2013, 08:23:54 AM by Mounds Bar »

ooh what's it like being in a country that doesn't have sixteen trillion dollars in debt

ooh what's it like being in a country that doesn't have sixteen trillion dollars in debt
I'm not affected, personally.

Just visiting, I'm at the Crowne Plaza, London-St. James hotel. You?
I'm in an entirely different country at the moment. Since you're in London i'd like to recommend you go on the Underground, because trains are fun and they're even funner underground!

National science museum is pretty cool
And if there's any on at the moment go watch a proper football game, you know, the one with the round ball?

And uh, enjoy your stay!
Should've visited the north instead